Cockroach droppings contain almost no liquid content,as the creature's body is very effecient at drawing moisture content out of what it consumes.

Are we really so bored as to put this bit of nonsense on here.Shouldn't it be about subjects in Thailand etc?

Mate,relax a bit ,this is the pub ,entertaiment forum,if you want to post about Thailand,there is general forum,chill bro.

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It is illegal for anyone to appear in public in Thailand without underwear. When this law was introduced in 1940, it was strictly enforced by Thonglor police who made foreigners drop their trousers on Sukhumvit Road.

Gerbils on average clean their fur 54 times a day,rats,107.

In Scotland, it is illegal to be found drunk in possession of a Cow.

Guess the same goes in Ireland for sheeps

Must be a size difference in manhood

In the UK it would be a chicken.

Us Dutch need horses or elephants.

This poster must be referring to Dutch women. Yes they are big and ugly aren't they. No wonder he prefers Thailand.

A family of people with blue skin lived in Kentucky for many generations. The Fulgates of Troublesome Creek are thought to have gained their blue skin through combination of inbreeding and a rare genetic condition known as methemoglobinemia.

Later they moved on to become stars of Avatar ?

Oh, Excrement !

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It's a pity you don't get placed in there too, perfect place for you considering all your previous accounts.

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It's a pity you don't get placed in there too, perfect place for you considering all your previous accounts.

Quite a statement....from you....btw nice to see your avatar again...

Female kangaroos have 3 vaginas

Male Australians have two.

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It's a pity you don't get placed in there too, perfect place for you considering all your previous accounts.

Stay on topic please.

A new wannabe mod is born every 4 days 13 hours and 46 seconds.

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It's a pity you don't get placed in there too, perfect place for you considering all your previous accounts.

Stay on topic please.

A new wannabe mod is born every 4 days 13 hours and 46 seconds.

You are normally more creative ,have you been off the buckfast?

I'm writing a book about the worst pubs in the world....currently doing some research in Aberdeen so please excuse my brain meltdown.

Normal service to be resumed as soon as I can leap over the oil workers racing south with clandestine bags of Newcastle Brown and flight tickets to Iraq......

Are we really so bored as to put this bit of nonsense on here.Shouldn't it be about subjects in Thailand etc?

yes we are waiting for YOU to post something windswept, interesting and hopefully intellectual, guess we are in for a long wait then...

Napolian's girlfriend had 3 boobs

In a renewed blow to Ferret fanciers,New york city have just banned them.

Dalida and Julio Iglesias's duet La vie en rose has more than four million hits on YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QE5rjJAX4A

"The problem with internet quotes is that you cant always depend on their accuracy"

-Abraham Lincoln, 1864

Over 300,000 Thai have settled in North America with the largest communities along the West Coast in cities such as Los Angeles, San Francisco, and Vancouver. Today, over 10,000 Americans live in Thailand.

Golfer Tiger Woods is Half Thai.

The spanish words for garlic and the colloquial Japanese for rectum, as in a jerk, sound exactly the same.

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Spanish version of Terminator 2, the catch phrase is not "Hasta La vista, baby" but the Japanese expression "Seyonara, baby"

(Excuse spelling)

a blue whale produces 400 gallons of sperm every ejaculation. Think about that next time you swim.

^^^ Blow me down! So how much does a sperm whale produce?