"Time " - pink Floyd

An oily ole egg with a red peg leg

Thought a porquepine was his daughter
But he soon found out
That she had the gout
And often would wink underwater

A red red rose saw a big pig pose
On the edge of a silver dollar
The end of his tail
Was a long-necked nail
And in place of his face was a scholar

This ones for the sexpats venturing down south.............

The only video game song to ever win an award. Translation included.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tmut6FBx4xk

Your mind is too narrow,

And it's no surprise,

If you fell on a pin,

Well, you'd be blind in both eyes.

From the song "Tighten Up Your Wig"

by Steppenwolf

CATS: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.