This is so funny - only the British can do this with such a straight face!

Speakers on, please.

Malcolm Hardee and friends performing balloon dance on the first edition of OTT (Over The Top), the late night adult spin-off from Tiswas.

Parakalo Costas

Some times i wonder what floats your boat Costas.

Sometimes you really worry me sir.

Some times i wonder what floats your boat Costas.

First he wants to see you in your undies, Colin, and now this!

Some times i wonder what floats your boat Costas.

Easy answer Balloons

Some times i wonder what floats your boat Costas.

So do I Colin, that video is so disgusting I did not even press the little white arrow. It would have put me off my breakfast.

It's all Greek to me.

It's all Greek to me.

The Greek people-men especially- are charming, but very simple in their ways and apart from spending their time at the kafenion drinking ouzo or retsina they look for mild tittilations to brighten their day..........hence we have Costas.......humour him a little it costs nowt.

kalo taxidae Costas