Stan42 Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 If you had the opportunity to have sex with any living celebrity, 1 night, 100% consensual, who would it be? Go ahead, just post a name, we will not judge you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wooloomooloo Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 It wouldn't be Pee-wee Herman. I need time to think about this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 Australian comedian Josh Thomas. Actually he's not really hot, not really my type, and I reckon the sex would be horrible. But I still wanna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marko kok prong Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 That Rhianna looks like she could be pretty hot between the sheets,if i could not get her, then Angela Merkel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exsexyman Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 That Rhianna looks like she could be pretty hot between the sheets,if i could not get her, then Angela Merkel. I'm sure Angela would be grateful if nothing else! Silvio Berlusconi is a fan too, despite being put on the back foot by Jeremy Paxman in this amusing interview on Newsnight when Paxo was demob happy just before leaving the programme! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stan42 Posted May 13, 2015 Author Share Posted May 13, 2015 Angela Merkel. I asked which celebrity would you have sex with if you could. Not: If someone held a gun to your head and you either had to blow your dad or do Angela Merkel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tifino Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 only ever seen in 2D, like to 3D, but in 4D would be grande' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Jo Brand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wooloomooloo Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Jo Brand. Oh, yes, and a bag of flour to help locate the wet patch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirineou Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Jessica Rabbit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnOFphon Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Traci Lords when she first got started in show business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikmar Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 khun yingluck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robby nz Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 What I wonder is where thoughts like that come from and what sort of life someone must have who thinks like that. Sorry if it sounds like I'm picking on you OP but I'm not really for its not something that would ever or has ever entered my head. The opportunities I think about are to see things and do things (not people) and go places I've never seen or been before. Whatcha think of that ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikmar Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 i think its just a bit of banter mate. why so serious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stan42 Posted May 14, 2015 Author Share Posted May 14, 2015 What I wonder is where thoughts like that come from and what sort of life someone must have who thinks like that. Sorry if it sounds like I'm picking on you OP but I'm not really for its not something that would ever or has ever entered my head. The opportunities I think about are to see things and do things (not people) and go places I've never seen or been before. Whatcha think of that ? I have a case of mental diarrhea. Thoughts like these just pop in my head without reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanBBK Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Lucy Liu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HLover Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Mr. Bean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jspill Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Urassaya Sperbund Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieH Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Urassaya Sperbund Yai-ya ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taony Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Priyanka Chopra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
green job Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Angela Merkel. I asked which celebrity would you have sex with if you could. Not: If someone held a gun to your head and you either had to blow your dad or do Angela Merkel. Yes but she is so so sexy,,,,All you have to do is say, Fart darling,and give me a clue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marko kok prong Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 What I wonder is where thoughts like that come from and what sort of life someone must have who thinks like that. Sorry if it sounds like I'm picking on you OP but I'm not really for its not something that would ever or has ever entered my head. The opportunities I think about are to see things and do things (not people) and go places I've never seen or been before. Whatcha think of that ? I think you could be another poster who starts with Y and ends in [second word]m,in disguise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Was the "living celebrity" meat as "currently living celebrity", to narrow the choice down, or could we hypothecate that late celebrities were not moribund during the event? I thought Sophia Loren was the sexiest of film stars, but I doubt she'd be up for it at her age now. Not with a young whippersnapper like me. Personally, though, I've never really fancied celebrities -they all seem a bit full of themselves. If I was going to have sex with someone I didn't know personally, I'd just as soon go down Soi Cowboy; at least then you're dealing with a professional SC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Travolta Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Daphne off of Scooby Doo, way better than Penelope Pitstop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Daphne off of Scooby Doo, way better than Penelope Pitstop And a far better figure than Olive Oil, though less efficacious against rust Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
green job Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 There are many BB when she was 18, Claudia Shiffer But I would of much rather spent a night on the piss with Oliver Reed, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 There are many BB when she was 18, Claudia Shiffer But I would of much rather spent a night on the piss with Oliver Reed, I'm the same (except for the Oliver Reed bit) - one more... and then you don't care who you spend the night with, or whether you did or not. It's like when you wake up screaming, and you hope it was a bad dream, but you can't be sure because you don't remember it.... SC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
green job Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 There are many BB when she was 18, Claudia Shiffer But I would of much rather spent a night on the piss with Oliver Reed, I'm the same (except for the Oliver Reed bit) - one more... and then you don't care who you spend the night with, or whether you did or not. It's like when you wake up screaming, and you hope it was a bad dream, but you can't be sure because you don't remember it.... SC Well mate,If i woke up in the morning with a fat old cow from Suckhumvit, I would chew my own arm off,so as not to wake her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timtscott Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Salma Hayek Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Thailand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 There are many BB when she was 18, Claudia Shiffer But I would of much rather spent a night on the piss with Oliver Reed, I'm the same (except for the Oliver Reed bit) - one more... and then you don't care who you spend the night with, or whether you did or not. It's like when you wake up screaming, and you hope it was a bad dream, but you can't be sure because you don't remember it.... SC Well mate,If i woke up in the morning with a fat old cow from Suckhumvit, I would chew my own arm off,so as not to wake her. That's a conundrum that stumped you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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