What are your favorite T-shirt slogans?

[elgenon]

What T-shirts have you seen in Thailand that you thought had great slogans?

I like the one I saw at the beach in Pattaya "How Can I Exploit You?". It was right on point.

[EmptyHead]

I most like the PERVERT shirts that the Thai girls were wearing a year or so ago. The word "pervert" in capitals written across their chests, lol.

I still don't know if that was a statement about themselves or the reader.

[CharlieH]

Moved to the Pub.......now theres a good slogan for many posters here !

MOVED

[jaiyenyen]

I know it's an old one, but it still makes me laugh. I'm not a trained gynaecologist, but I'll have a bloody good look!

[Suradit69]

I don't like it much,i generally use it to dry my nether regions after using the bum gun.

"I don't like it much"

Not sure what "it" is. You do realize many shops sell toilet paper. Saves a lot on laundry costs if you now normally use your clothing to wipe yourself.

[Stan42]

I hate those 199thb shirts:

-You're girlfriend, my girlfriend

-Not perfect, but limited edition

-Sorry ladies, I'm gay

-I am a virgin - this is a very old shirt

-I don't need google, my wife knows everything

-Run BKK

-Same same but different

-You tube my space and I'll google your yahoo

-No money, no honey

I could go on for ages. I have 11 t-shirts, all absolutely plain white, because it deflects heat well. For somebody who doesn't know my laundry schedule, they probably think I wear the same shirt every day. These slogan/joke shirts are good for maybe 2-3 laughs when you get back to your home country, after that it's just another stinking shirt.

Edited May 29, 2015 by Stan42

[Bosse137]

20 years ago,a penis chasing a vagina with the text" It`s just one <deleted> thing after another"

[BKKdreaming]

from the 1970s California drou

[exbikey]

Many tears ago remember being impressed by this 60 or 70 year old guy,literally, staggering up Singapore's famous Orchard Rd. wearing a t-shirt proudly proclaiming " I Choked Linda Lovelace".

The older farts amongst us will remember Linda and her claim(s) to fame.

[samsensam]

no misunderstanding this one...

[lovelomsak]

"Been There Done That "

"My Mexican Works For Less than Your Mexican"

Edited May 30, 2015 by lovelomsak

[Iamemjay]

A good friend if ours, good looking and for a Thai woman, unusually well built up front, turned up wearing a bright red t shirt, emblazoned across the chest region with "<deleted> me PLEASE!" (The asterisks are mine). She spoke or read no English. and had no idea what she was wearing. I asked my wife to quietly explain it to her, whereupon her face turned as red as the shirt and she rushed home to change. I've never seen that shirt again!

[BigBadGeordie]

Several months ago I saw an old lady at the local market, she must have been 70 at least, bent over from years of toil.

She was proudly sporting a T shirt with the logo "I **** on the first date".

[mikebell]

I had one specially made: on the front it said, in Thai scrpit - 'Falang' & on the back also in Thai it said 'Con mai me fairn' (I have no girlfriend.) It was a babe magnet during my single days. My wife has painstakingly picked off the lettering from the back.

[Bung]

I wanted to have one made with ATM on it.

[BigBadGeordie]

I wanted to have one made with ATM on it.

Don't need one, you already have a tattoo on your forehead, but only Thias can see it. You didn't think that they were just taking your picture when you arrived at immigration did you?

[lazygourmet]

[WitawatWatawit]

BASTARDS

To me it speaks volumes. :)

[thaibeachlovers]

The ones that make absolutely no sense.

[elgenon]

The ones that make absolutely no sense.

Yes I like that too. I wonder what the owner thinks it says. But then I worry when I buy a shirt with Thai, Japanese etc.because I have no idea what it really says. Can't rely on seller to tell you. I like to wear the no sense ones back home.

[Razzler1973]

Wouldn't bother with any of them. Very, very short term giggle followed by 'there's no way I am ever wearing that' plus everyone has seen them all before, it wears thin extremely quickly. One of the best ways to advertise your complete lack of humour is to where those shirts

[Stan42]

Wouldn't bother with any of them. Very, very short term giggle followed by 'there's no way I am ever wearing that' plus everyone has seen them all before, it wears thin extremely quickly. One of the best ways to advertise your complete lack of humour is to where those shirts

What he said.

[ivan96822]

Favorite? Hardly...

Topless blond girl looking over her shoulder while giving the middle finger...Lame.

"Bangkok City"...Lame.

Polos with collar upright and Lamborghini scrawled on the back of the neck. Lame-o.

[ivan96822]

And, oh, yeah...

"Good guy goes to heaven, bad guy goes to Pattaya"....

You gotta be a real tough guy to wear that shit, I don't think.

Or just fat, bald, and old...

[danmarnj]

One of my favs

[chas39]

Don't be a Richard

'I' before 'e' except after 'c'. That's weird.

GCHQ - always listening to our customers.

I'm a huge metal fan.

Trust me - you can dance . Alcohol

With a 'T' shirt as awesome as this who needs trousers?

Jenius.

Here I am; now what are your other two wishes?

Edited May 31, 2015 by chas39

[berybert]

F... you you F...... C... Was one I saw being worn by an Arab a few years ago as I was making my way to immigration a few years ago.

Very stylish.

[NoshowJones]

I Hate Shameless Ugly Shirtless Guys.

[elgenon]

Don't be a Richard

'I' before 'e' except after 'c'. That's weird.

GCHQ - always listening to our customers.

I'm a huge metal fan.

Trust me - you can dance . Alcohol

With a 'T' shirt as awesome as this who needs trousers?

Jenius.

Here I am; now what are your other two wishes?

Some good ones.

Where are the real creative ones?

[bangkokjulia]

Water is good

Vodka is better