What's The Funniest Name Of Your Students?

[lostinisaan]

Hello and Sawasdee Khrap,

I have a grade one student and her name is Prickthai. We do spelling tests from time to time and I thought maybe a little misspelled, but she spells it this way. P-R-I-C-K-T-H-A-I

I remember a boy with the name N-A-A-M-P-R-I-C-K, maybe a coincidence?

Almost spilled my coffee over the keyboard....

[angsta]

Khuntakorn although I usually just shout <deleted> and he is one.

[MaeJoMTB]

a boy named TurdSack wins it for me.

with a girl named DoingPorn a close second.

Edited July 8, 2015 by MaeJoMTB

[Pdaz]

Not a student just a Thai welder I know. He's called Turdpong !

[thesetat2013]

Nickname for one is Smart

[nikmar]

a girl called boom boom

[rijb]

I'll bet their nickname for the Op is even funnier.

[Cloggie]

My friend had two cats, Sang & Som

Family had a twin, one was called Moto the other one was called Rola

[jacky54]

I know two kids, one called i phone and the other google, another on the way so I will suggest android or if it's a girl jelly bean

[aidenai]

I've male triplets in my M1 class. Unique on its own. Their names are Mark, Dollar and Pound.

[KhaoNiaw]

Not a student just a Thai welder I know. He's called Turdpong !

That one always wants to make me say "Yes it do".

[lostinisaan]

I've male triplets in my M1 class. Unique on its own. Their names are Mark, Dollar and Pound.

Any change foreseeable? I mean wearing skirts and make up....

[Loaded]

Tittyporn

[lostinisaan]

Tittyporn

Yep, got two Titiporns as well. A boy named Fuk, quite a few Porntips, a Milktit, a Sodomit, one Pornpiss, and a few other funny ones.

And not to forget Nitwitt.

Edited July 8, 2015 by lostinisaan

[puchooay]

Not forgetting that many pronunciations are lost in the spelling. Pornpiss being a perfect example. There are no Thai words where the symbol for an "s" is pronounced as such when at the end of the word.

There are equally many western names that the Thai students would find funny.

Edited July 8, 2015 by puchooay

[Suradit69]

This thread pretty well sums up the intellectual level and maturity of many foreign teachers in Thailand.

[DavisH]

her nickname is..."nickname" for real!

occasionally mispronounced s(p)ermsak lol

[Michael8511]

Are you guys serious. You come here to work as teachers and make fun of the students names.

This is not a beer bar yoking site. You should be ashamed of your self to sink this low. No wonder the Thai school system don't work with this kind of behavior from teachers. Wonder what you do in the classroom or with the poor kids private?

[Scott]

Inappropriate topic.

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