worgeordie Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 When I lived in Ireland ,I use to travel regularly between there and the UK, One flight,Heathrow to Dublin,this is before air bridges,when they used to bus you out to the planes, the plane must have been other side of airport, even I thought ,its taking a long time, when this little Irish woman pipes up "Jesus,I thought we were supposed to be flying there". On a Newcastle to Dublin flight,planes circling Dublin airport,2 businessmen in the next seat,little worse for drink,ones looking out the window,turns to his mate, "Paddy,you know the song is right,there are 40 shades of green" Been on holiday to Florida,where I bought a Garter snake,this is before the terrorists spoilt the joy of flying,with searches,x rays, so I had the snake in a paper bag,inside a carrier bag,under the seat, coming into land at Dublin airport,and a few seats in front theres a commotion,these Irish guys,little pissed were trying to tell the air hostess they had seen something,looked like a snake !, the hostesses thought the men were just playing a joke,telling them your seeing things ,you have had too much to drink. So I look in the bag,empty!, so as we were disembarking I just managed to grab it as it was going into an air vent,if it had gotten in there they would have had to dismantle the inside of the plane to find it.the original "Snake on a plane". regards Worgeordie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djayz Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 (edited) When I lived in Ireland ,I use to travel regularly between there and the UK, One flight,Heathrow to Dublin,this is before air bridges,when they used to bus you out to the planes, the plane must have been other side of airport, even I thought ,its taking a long time, when this little Irish woman pipes up "Jesus,I thought we were supposed to be flying there". On a Newcastle to Dublin flight,planes circling Dublin airport,2 businessmen in the next seat,little worse for drink,ones looking out the window,turns to his mate, "Paddy,you know the song is right,there are 40 shades of green" Been on holiday to Florida,where I bought a Garter snake,this is before the terrorists spoilt the joy of flying,with searches,x rays, so I had the snake in a paper bag,inside a carrier bag,under the seat, coming into land at Dublin airport,and a few seats in front theres a commotion,these Irish guys,little pissed were trying to tell the air hostess they had seen something,looked like a snake !, the hostesses thought the men were just playing a joke,telling them your seeing things ,you have had too much to drink. So I look in the bag,empty!, so as we were disembarking I just managed to grab it as it was going into an air vent,if it had gotten in there they would have had to dismantle the inside of the plane to find it.the original "Snake on a plane". regards Worgeordie I liked the first one the best.. I can just imagine that little woman...There's an Irish comedy called "Mrs Brown's Boys" - it's full of such snippets. Edited August 7, 2015 by djayz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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