Given that this happened in the middle of the night (after a night out) The Thai relatives and neighbors would know nothing about this incident if your wife had kept her mouth shut. So she has broadcast it to anyone who will listen, then blames you for their reaction and her loss of face. It was not a problem until she made it one.

I would be looking for an apology from her for creating this shitstorm.

I'd take off & find a cheap hotel for a few days at least.

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Annoying The Wife.....

I had been watching that Spartacus TV series, which is just a porno flick with a good plot.

Wifey was out in the front yard hacking down a couple palm tree limbs.

I was on the porch, in the shade sipping a beer.

Told her she should bring one of those limbs over & fan me with it, like the slave girls do on Spartacus.

She threatened to come beat me in the head with it.