Doomsday warning: 'Nostradamus' predicts apocalypse after Bangkok's fireball

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Doomsday warning: 'Nostradamus' predicts apocalypse after Bangkok's fireball
By Coconuts Bangkok



BANGKOK: -- From an earthquake to an incurable disease, Thailand's self-proclaimed Nostradamus has said the pretty fireball seen in the sky above Bangkok yesterday was actually a very, very bad sign.

Celebrity fortune teller Sorajja Nualyoo said today the fireball is a sign that doomsday will soon be upon us because it is rare for an asteroid to fall from outer space.

Sorajja claims that Saturn, Uranus and the solar eclipse currently forming a triangle in the sky is a bad omen and the fireball falling from the sky is somehow linked to this. These unfortunate events mean Thailand will suffer from drought, an earthquake, a declining economy, and political conflicts from September to October.

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-- Coconuts Bangkok 2015-09-08

[NongKhaiKid]

Uranus, is that what he talks out of ?

Pity is he'll be believed by so many and that includes in the govt.

[Pomthai]

He needs to google https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_meteor_showers

[baboon]

Doomed again. Righty ho...

[carstenp]

I like Thai people and there fortune tellers.

He says These unfortunate events mean Thailand will suffer from drought, an earthquake, a declining economy, and political conflicts from September to October.

But don't we already have this

Edited September 8, 2015 by carstenp

[stickylies]

Falang no understand...

[toybits]

Where to hide? Where to hide???

[slipperylobster]

so....

everything should be just swell...as long as no meteorites appear after this period of chaos?

[seajae]

has to be uneducated to say it is rare for them to fall from the sky, on any given night in clear skies you can see them. Once again some drop kick looking to make a quick buck raises his head in the hope all those that believe in this bullsh*t will pay him to help them survive it, totally pathetic but big news here obviously

[Just1Voice]

Too late for his predictions Already been there, done that.

[catterwell]

The end of the world is nigh. All are advised to immediately stock up on beer and libations of choice.

If the end of the world does not occur, then you should be be well stocked for a big party.

[Cuchulainn]

Wait till you see all the Buddha amulets round the necks now!!

[NextStationBangkok]

Doomsday started since 65 Million Years just after Dinosaurs where crashed out of earth !

[DavisH]

LOL like it could get any worse here

The MoE has a lot to answer for..

[Anthony5]

He needs to google https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_meteor_showers

No he should google Thailand News, because all the events he mentioned were already happening before yesterday.

[Assurancetourix]

it is rare for an asteroid to fall from outer space.

Not rare at all

so, so very very rarely ....................in Thailand , of course;

there is nothing outside Thailand

you are farang ( me too ) so you cannot understand

[AhFarangJa]

I want to put my head between my legs and kiss my A*** goodbye, but I am too darn old....

Can anyone give me another way to avoid this oncoming calamity p.s. ok if it involves a beer or two.

[FBlue72]

That was no asteroid, if it were we' d all be in the dark.

Know your celestial objects...

http://www.qrg.northwestern.edu/projects/vss/docs/space-environment/1-asteroid-planetiod-meteoroid.html

Meteors are just bits of dust or rocks from space that get sucked into the Earth's gravitational pull when they come to close to it. As they enter our atmosphere and plummet towards the ground, they burn up, usually about 60 miles before they get close enough to hit you in the head. When the meteors burn up, we on the ground can sometimes see the brief flash of light. (continued at link.)

Edited September 8, 2015 by Scott
Edited for fair use

[ikke]

I like Thai people and there fortune tellers.

He says These unfortunate events mean Thailand will suffer from drought, an earthquake, a declining economy, and political conflicts from September to October.

But don't we already have this

Drought ....YES

Earthquake .... Yes (almost every day)

Declining economy ..... YES

Political conflicts, ...... YES

And the October he means 2016....

[Monkeyrobot]

His right about the political conflicts ; why can't these people who predict the future cannot give us the lottery numbers ?

[catterwell]

I want to put my head between my legs and kiss my A*** goodbye, but I am too darn old....

Can anyone give me another way to avoid this oncoming calamity p.s. ok if it involves a beer or two.

Order in huge quantities of beer (this will help prevent the end of the world - EOW). When EOW does not occur, host a celebration party and invite me.

[jossthaifarang]

Is it April already?

[MrBrilliant]

When will he start flogging amulets?

Starting at 1000 Baht for your basic plague protection amulet through to the full 150,000 Baht 'Armageddon/Apocalypse deflector' (limited edition).

Edited September 8, 2015 by MrBrilliant

[tonypace02]

"Sorajja claims that Saturn, Uranus and the solar eclipse currently forming a triangle in the sky is a bad omen and the fireball falling from the sky is somehow linked to this. These unfortunate events mean Thailand will suffer from drought, an earthquake, a declining economy, and political conflicts from September to October."

This fool obviously does not know much about fundamental mathematics. Any three objects not in a straight line will form a triangle. Of coursde that could explain why Thailand has been so hectic for the last ten years.

[elgordo38]

Doomed again. Righty ho...

Civilization as it is today is doomed just get the timing right. Look around you. All the "warning" canaries are dying. We are literally floating in a sea of sh*t. 90% of sea birds are choking on plastic. Bees are dying and disappearing. Vultures natures wild life undertakers are disappearing being killed by poachers poison and the list goes on. Soon we will be pitted man against man and seeing how we are in a war cycle that is happening now. Now that made me thirsty time for a beer.

[elgordo38]

He needs to google https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_meteor_showers

No he should google Thailand News, because all the events he mentioned were already happening before yesterday.

Are you accusing this guy of plagiarism wow

[sallinton]

What an incredible prediction drought and politicsl unrest. Not quite doomsday!!!

[overherebc]

When will he start flogging amulets?

Starting at 1000 Baht for your basic plague protection amulet through to the full 150,000 Baht 'Armageddon/Apocalypse deflector' (limited edition).

Can I have 3 of each and I predict I will pay you sometime in the future.

[lee b]

The end of the world is nigh. All are advised to immediately stock up on beer and libations of choice.

If the end of the world does not occur, then you should be be well stocked for a big party.

Yep, I'm taking your advice on this haha

[Loptr]

Not again already... Didn't we just do this a couple of years ago?