In The Bar When Your Buddy Got Busted By His Wife/GF?

[jaywalker]

3 "Bob" stories. I shall call them all Bob.

1 - He's checking in to a ST hotel & asked for a pen to sign in, BG in tow, drunk as hell & his wife had seen him go in, followed him in, and handed him the pen over his shoulder. He had no clue until the BG saw his wife & took off. Then he was in deep doo-doo.

2 - He's in a bar getting PLASTERED & his wife wanted him home. He had his back to the door. Bad move. She walked in with a bamboo stick and cold-cocked him over the back with it.

3 - In the bar, fondling a gal & his wife drives by and sees it, and marched in and drug him out by the ear.

True stories.

I'm sure there must a million more like the above out there.

[NOC]

Just as many women cheat as do men. Put a ring on your finger and see how much you get hit on. As long as you don't look like Chewbaca.

[Soutpeel]

In a bar many years ago and a guys GF walked in and bottled him with a half full Chang , seems he had been playing hide the sausage with one of her friends

[stoneyboy]

Not so much Thailand related but in the UK when pubs had the old licensing laws I've seen on two occasions people have a Sunday roast dinner put over their heads by the wife for not going home on time to eat said dinner.

It was a popular pastime back in the day.

[slipperylobster]

Not so much Thailand related but in the UK when pubs had the old licensing laws I've seen on two occasions people have a Sunday roast dinner put over their heads by the wife for not going home on time to eat said dinner.

It was a popular pastime back in the day.

Nothing is worse than cheating on your wife's pot roast..

No wonder all the brits moved to pattaya.

[NickJ]

3:30 am, Phone rings wakes me and the wife up. " Hello Nick, Im down at the PB Hotel, I brought that girl over you wanted. Oh and my wife just showed up. Worried about me." Long sigh from me. My buddys says, " Sorry I had to try".

[jaywalker]

I've never been busted, but my wife has dreams.

She'll wake up madder than a hornet. Dreaming about me & some other gal.

I roll her over & after a good poke she's OK.

[jaywalker]

In a bar many years ago and a guys GF walked in and bottled him with a half full Chang , seems he had been playing hide the sausage with one of her friends

That had to hurt.

[jaywalker]

Just as many women cheat as do men. Put a ring on your finger and see how much you get hit on. As long as you don't look like Chewbaca.

Ring never fazes them. It seems to help.

I was walking down Soi 8 in Pattaya, maybe 2002 or so with my wife. She was totally clueless at the time as to Pattaya.

All was well. No cat calls at all.

I told her "Watch this. Stay here and let me walk ahead of you a bit".

HANSUM MAN OOOOOOOF YOU TOO SEXY MAN!!!!!!

I stopped & let her catch up to me & I got total peace & tranquility.

[Soutpeel]

In a bar many years ago and a guys GF walked in and bottled him with a half full Chang , seems he had been playing hide the sausage with one of her friends

That had to hurt.

She was not a happy little bunny

He ended up in hospital with a concussion, stitches and suppose he was glad she never stuck broken glass his gentleman bits...

It happened and was over in the blink of an eye and he was left on the floor leaking rather profusely

Edited September 12, 2015 by Soutpeel

[jaywalker]

In a bar many years ago and a guys GF walked in and bottled him with a half full Chang , seems he had been playing hide the sausage with one of her friends

That had to hurt.

She was not a happy little bunny

He ended up in hospital with a concussion, stitches and suppose he was glad she never stuck broken glass his gentleman bits...

It happened and was over in the blink of an eye and he was left on the floor leaking rather profusely

The worst part is she wasted half a beer.

[Shiver]

There's a lesson in those 3 examples why not to have a wife if it doesn't suit your preferred lifestyle.

[Ulic]

In a bar many years ago and a guys GF walked in and bottled him with a half full Chang , seems he had been playing hide the sausage with one of her friends

That had to hurt.

Hurt, hurt......I am sure it left a mark, and then some.

[uty6543]

Never had with girlfriends or wife. Met my first Thai girlfriend in England. Let her know early on in relationship that I like threesomes. First night in Bangkok tried eating fried insects (never again) and then had threesome with girlfriend and girl from Nana car park. That relationship didn't last as she wanted a visa to stay in England and I wanted to live in Thailand.

Next girlfriend was really bi and we had quite a few threesomes some work out great others were a waste of time. Unless all 3 are into it it just doesn't work.

My current wife is straight but is quite happy to let me have an oil massage with happy ending while she has a Thai massage and watches the goings on. After the Masseuses go I (well I'll leave that to your imagination)

I find Thai ladies are willing to do almost anything to keep their man happy. I do pick submissive ladies usually 40 + so maybe that it.

Edit: This only applies to Thai ladies. English ladies would dump you or divorce you in a heartbeat.

Edited September 12, 2015 by uty6543

[smotherb]

Just as many women cheat as do men. Put a ring on your finger and see how much you get hit on. As long as you don't look like Chewbaca.

Even Chewbaca can get laid in Thailand. The problem I see is having a wife/gf who follows you around. A good Asian lady will not embarrass herself or her husband in public with such trashy displays.

[csabo]

I've never been busted, but my wife has dreams.

She'll wake up madder than a hornet. Dreaming about me & some other gal.

I roll her over & after a good poke she's OK.

HAHA DON'T YOU HATE THAT?! When my gf says she had a dream about me and another girl I ask "What did she look like?" When the gf describes her I say "Wow, I had the same dream but all three of us were in the sack together." Seems to appease her.

[csabo]

In a bar many years ago and a guys GF walked in and bottled him with a half full Chang , seems he had been playing hide the sausage with one of her friends

That had to hurt.

I'll bet it did. I would hate to have one of the GF's friends hide a sausage in me. OUCH!

[kingstonkid]

My best in Thailand was in the mid 90's. Wife and I first time at Khaosan rd went into one of the bars to see what it was like. Young girl comes over adn asks if she can join me. Missed the translation LOL..

She mentions back troom and I thought easy way out to tell her about wife beside me. No problem she says goes away and has a friend try to convince my wife to go back room with her.

Funny part was watching this girl try to convince my totally str8 wife and the one that thought i was a sure thing getting pissed at her.

Needless to say we finished our drinks and left in a rather hurry.

[bangkapi]

"3 "Bob" stories. I shall call them all Bob."

I'd call them all "John".

[NanLaew]

Gogo bar owner, married to a local lass. Got the hots for a new, young and gorgeous dancer. Both go rat-arsed in his own bar and decide to consummate their mutual longing in the short-time room out back of the bar (converted motel-style hotel room). Fell asleep and the bar closed, just security hanging about. A few hours later, his Mrs fronts up totally pissed off that he hasn't come home and somehow gets wind that he's in the room with some 'strange' (thanks security!). Too scared to open the door when eventually roused, he's hiding in the bathroom when his Mrs hurls several large potted plants through the blacked-out window of the room. It got worse before it got better.

The thing is, the guys name IS Bob.

(long-time Pattaya mongers gentlemen residents will know who I am talking about and where it happened)

[BobTH]

Back at the turn of the century when I first started visiting Thailand but hadn't moved here yet. I met a beautiful girl at a dance club on Sukhumit Road in Bangkok and after the forth date or so I got lucky with her, it was a Friday night and one night I will never forget, she was really put together and hot as a pistol. Well in the meantime since I had met her I met this other stunner at a mall in the city, I asked her out and after a few phone calls she accepted. I asked around about nice places to take a girl to dinner and finally decided on a nice place over by Silom Road. This was the day after I finally got lucky with the other one. We met up and took a taxi to the fancy restaurant and she looked like a movie star, dressed to kill. I walked her in there like a man that had met his dream come true. We had reservations and the maître d sat us down at a wonderful table in a secluded corner and told us our waitress would be with us shortly. We sat and talked for a few minutes and then the waitress arrived. guess what, she was the girl I had gotten lucky with the night before, she had told me she was a waitress but I had no clue it was this place. I got the look from her you would not believe, I didn't have a clue what to do but sit there and fester. During the dinner my date said "That waitress sure is a bitch, don't you think?" I said yes, I think so and we should go. We left soon after and I didn't get lucky that night and never talked to the other one again. Only I could manage something like that, what maybe 5,000 restaurants in Bangkok and I had to her to the exact wrong one. Note: (My name is Bob)

Edited September 12, 2015 by BobTH

[GAZZPA]

Just as many women cheat as do men. Put a ring on your finger and see how much you get hit on. As long as you don't look like Chewbaca.

Even Chewbaca could walk home with a stunner in Pattaya if he had the folding stuff in his pocket.

[MyFriend You]

In a bar many years ago and a guys GF walked in and bottled him with a half full Chang , seems he had been playing hide the sausage with one of her friends

That had to hurt.

She was not a happy little bunny

He ended up in hospital with a concussion, stitches and suppose he was glad she never stuck broken glass his gentleman bits...

It happened and was over in the blink of an eye and he was left on the floor leaking rather profusely

The worst part is she wasted half a beer.

No, the worst part is she wasn't arrested and put in jail for assault..............girl does that to me - its time to talk to Somchai about some retribution...........

[khundon]

In a bar many years ago and a guys GF walked in and bottled him with a half full Chang , seems he had been playing hide the sausage with one of her friends

That had to hurt.

At least it was a bottle of sh**e beer, now if it was Singa gold, that would realy hurt.

[Roota]

Watching guys get busted in bars has been one of the great pleasures of living in Thailand.

[Darkknight666]

I came here married to a Thai and had no reason to visit the bars. I did go the first time a few months ago and I have to say, the people watching is gold. Hope to see some poor bugger get smashed by his wife.

[wow64]

Let's just say there is a little Bob in all of us just waiting to come out.

All wife's/gfs know it.

[misterphil]

Took my mate for his first soapy massage.

When he gets home his GF asks "why do you smell of Protex when we use Dove shower gel?"

BUSTED!!!!

[laislica]

Just as many women cheat as do men. Put a ring on your finger and see how much you get hit on. As long as you don't look like Chewbaca.

Ring never fazes them. It seems to help.

I was walking down Soi 8 in Pattaya, maybe 2002 or so with my wife. She was totally clueless at the time as to Pattaya.

All was well. No cat calls at all.

I told her "Watch this. Stay here and let me walk ahead of you a bit".

HANSUM MAN OOOOOOOF YOU TOO SEXY MAN!!!!!!

I stopped & let her catch up to me & I got total peace & tranquility.

Very good!

But sounds like the old joke....

So after the guy turned the hooker down, walked on and met up with his wife, they walked back and the hooker remarked that he would have been much better off to have taken her offer rather than "That", pointing rudely at his wife!

Sorry couldn't resist it LOL

[jaywalker]

I've never been busted, but my wife has dreams.

She'll wake up madder than a hornet. Dreaming about me & some other gal.

I roll her over & after a good poke she's OK.

HAHA DON'T YOU HATE THAT?! When my gf says she had a dream about me and another girl I ask "What did she look like?" When the gf describes her I say "Wow, I had the same dream but all three of us were in the sack together." Seems to appease her.

Mine dreamed one night that I had cut off all her hair.

Later that day I was trimming my beard & thought "What the hell?"

I walked out of the bathroom w/ the trimmers & said "Come here Dear".

She ran.