Bill and John were out playing golf one day. Bill says to John "Take a look at this new golf ball I have, it's amazing".

John takes a look and says "What's so special about it, it looks normal".

"Well" says Bill "If you slice the ball into the water, floats pop out of the side and it floats to the top and you can get it again, if you're playing late and it gets dark the ball starts glowing and you can see it and if you hit it into the rough it starts beeping so that you can find it again".

"That's amazing" says John "Where did you get it?"

"I found it" says Bill

BOOM BOOM

Well I hadn't heard it, and it deserved the BOOM BOOM at the end!

Heard it too many times. The guy I usually play golf with has to tell it everytime he finds someone that will listen.

Heard it too many times. The guy I usually play golf with has to tell it everytime he finds someone that will listen.

That's why I don't play golf.