My Missus is Special...

[kurtramsbottom]

Give us a song,a little love poem or just a few words that relate to & make your missus so special,I have not heard any on this forum before.

[Fabricus]

I once had a French GF in England. She wasn't a model, but she did have a foreign surname. One day I said to her:

I love you so much I can't shit.

She was kinda flattered. She's back in Paris now and fortunately survived the recent horrors.

[kurtramsbottom]

That is special .Thanks for taking my thread seriously.

[giddyup]

I told my missus that I would crawl a mile over broken glass, just to kiss the arse of the dog that pissed on the hubcap of the truck that was taking her panties to the cleaners.

[sirineou]

When ever my wife calls me stupid, I always reply

You married me and I am stupid?

Ps: other than my daughter from an other marriage, my Thai wife is the best thing that ever happened to me.