Does this make sense?

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Khon phud pom reyin Thai reo dtae sing tee Pom phud pen Mai dee?

Supposed to say, people say I learn Thai fast but the things I say are no good

Could all be back to front for all I know I'm not good with long sentences

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Use bad words my new nickname in Muay Thai is katagon, I also told a lady her brain was lost because she forgot to cook me dinner :/ most Thai people just laugh and think tingtong farang but got a feeling I might say the wrong thing to the wrong person one day, oh well

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Yea I can normally tell the people I can joke around with, bar girls, taxi drivers, friends, just wanted this for a Facebook statuts

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"Plom Reyin Phassa Thai dtae wah bang krang Paak Mai Dee" (Mouth no good)

What exactly does that translate to in English? Thanks

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Thanks I'm sure the girls in the restaurant I eat at will have a little giggle when they read this 555 they say bookie you ba mak mak lol