Cheap Charlie and the bar girl

[petermik]

Did he have a crossbar or use his own lol

I just love these weird/sick threads. It gives so many deluded expats the chance to flaunt their incredible comedic skills, with posts that they consider outrageously funny. They don't realize that most of us are not laughing at their 'humour', but are laughing at how incredibly sick and lame their jokes really are.

Sorry to pick on you Colonialboy - I needed an example - you are merely one of many.

tigermonkey

Sorry if some of the replies on here are too "smutty" for you,it,s awfull I know to be subjected to "toilet humour" I can only hope that the perpetrators see it as you do and refrain forthwith...................in the meantime you COULD chose not to follow this post again

may the lord have mercy on their sins as they know not what they do

[marquis22]

He probably was in earlier, asked her, she said "on yer bike" and he took it literally.

Or should you have typed "I" instead of "He"??

[catman20]

Ha... I think it's more pathetic if you are rich and still have to be with a bar girl

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What are you going to do then ? Buy the whole Bar ?

no just choose to date a non bar girl easy when you get your head out of the sand

[dotpoom]

Nothing new in that....it was always done that way in the "good auld days"....you perched the lass up on the crossbar of the bike and headed off on yer way....quite romantic really,......a bit like John Wayne throwing her over the neck of the horse and heading off into the wild blue yonder....don't mind me, I'm fond of a bit of ......"Romancing the Lady".

[steven100]

maybe his honda wave ran out of petrol .....

[IAMHERE]

He pedals his bike, she peddles herself. Made for each other.

[BookMan]

He just wanted to take her for a ride.

[lanng khao]

If the seat was red when she got off good chance she was on her menstrual cycle..goed tiger monkey stick that in ya pipe and smoke it.

Not sure of your point. Was that meant to be funny or sick ? Do you know the difference ?

Go on then sad sack tell us a joke that tickles your fancy, let's hear some of the tigers belters, av got a feeling that the avatar is a actual photograph...

[bazza40]

If the seat was red when she got off good chance she was on her menstrual cycle..goed tiger monkey stick that in ya pipe and smoke it.

Not sure of your point. Was that meant to be funny or sick ? Do you know the difference ?

Just wondering how sick a post has to be before a moderator says enough. Perhaps when lanng khao makes a joke about ISIS beheadings?

[1BADDAT]

Did he have a crossbar or use his own lol

I just love these weird/sick threads. It gives so many deluded expats the chance to flaunt their incredible comedic skills, with posts that they consider outrageously funny. They don't realize that most of us are not laughing at their 'humour', but are laughing at how incredibly sick and lame their jokes really are.

Sorry to pick on you Colonialboy - I needed an example - you are merely one of many.

tigermonkey

Sorry if some of the replies on here are too "smutty" for you,it,s awfull I know to be subjected to "toilet humour" I can only hope that the perpetrators see it as you do and refrain forthwith...................in the meantime you COULD chose not to follow this post again

may the lord have mercy on their sins as they know not what they do

I have no issue with toilet humor. I do have an issue with people TRYING to be funny when they just aren't funny people. They try to add their humor on any thread they join.

[Dap]

Ha... I think it's more pathetic if you are rich and still have to be with a bar girl

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Didn't see where he had to be with a bar girl.

In times gone by I always enjoyed the convenience of

choosing from a vast array of beauties, enjoying said

company then bidding adieu with no further complexities.

Always believed it to be a viable use of my wealth and

certainly helped to maintain my peace of mind.

How simple is that?

I'm guessing you still have much time to learn these

ancient unspoken truths.

[Squeegee]

Cheap Charlie, an expression used by those with an inexpensive intellect.

[Dap]

why take a bar girl in the first place if you are serious about a REAL relationship ? But that might mean having to learn Thai and having to deal with other serious self issues first.

Ha... I think it's more pathetic if you are rich and still have to be with a bar girl

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Just maybe, he's not looking for a relationship at all, ya think?

[fekman]

Lay off the booze, or study grammar a bit. That run-on paragraph was nearly impossible to comprehend.

[PaDavid]

Yesterday I went with a friend of mine who is here for vacation to a girlie bar and due it has been the first time in ages I had to realise that things have changed.about 1 am one chap came with his push bike choose a lass negotiate and left with her on his push bike- priceless....

Did he use MasterCard?

If he was farang, would have to use Visa

[csabo]

That's not being cheap.

I pick up my girlfriend on the bicycle and then we go to HER house where she cooks me dinner after her 8-5 job.

Her 8-5 job at the cucumber factory??

[nottocus]

^

That post made me laugh.

What a sad individual.

not sure if you are referring to my post... If it is, I can assure you that I'm not very sad :-D

Nah. Tiger Monkey's post mate

[Crazy chef 1]

Cheap Charlie, an expression used by those with an inexpensive intellect.

Or FOR those with the above mentioned intellect...

[mercman24]

i went into a bar in NANA last night, got chatting to this cracking looking girl, i said "how much" she said 3000, but i must warn you i am on my "monthly cycle", "hey no problem" i replied, "i have got my scooter outside"

[phazey]

My burning question is; Was he wearing a helmet and high-vis vest ?

[nottocus]

i went into a bar in NANA last night, got chatting to this cracking looking girl, i said "how much" she said 3000, but i must warn you i am on my "monthly cycle", "hey no problem" i replied, "i have got my scooter outside"

Tiger Monkey must be going insane with all the people cracking jokes that he doesn't approve of.

[slipperylobster]

That's not being cheap.

I pick up my girlfriend on the bicycle and then we go to HER house where she cooks me dinner after her 8-5 job.

Her 8-5 job at the cucumber factory??

Pickle Slicer.....? I would steer clear.

[StreetCowboy]

My burning question is; Was he wearing a helmet and high-vis vest ?

No, it wasn't me.

I've resisted the temptation, as I think a sweaty helmet can't be that attractive.

SC

[Nomyai]

why take a bar girl in the first place if you are serious about a REAL relationship ? But that might mean having to learn Thai and having to deal with other serious self issues first.

Ha... I think it's more pathetic if you are rich and still have to be with a bar girl

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some of us are just sex addicts... it doesn't mean that we're bad people (speaking for myself only, of course) ;-)

I see a lot of REAL relationships thta are just full of s.h.i ...t.

[Typingdog]

why take a bar girl in the first place if you are serious about a REAL relationship ? But that might mean having to learn Thai and having to deal with other serious self issues first.

Ha... I think it's more pathetic if you are rich and still have to be with a bar girl

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some of us are just sex addicts... it doesn't mean that we're bad people (speaking for myself only, of course) ;-)

I see a lot of REAL relationships thta are just full of s.h.i ...t.

Yeah it's pitiful . they should prepare for the bad end. it's high possibility

Edited November 27, 2015 by Typingdog

[smotherb]

Cheap Charlie, an expression used by those with an inexpensive intellect.

Intellect is not for sale, is it?

[connda]

Ha... I think it's more pathetic if you are rich and still have to be with a bar girl

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If you're a Rich Robert then you can afford the discretion of an Escort service. Instead of going to the Cheap Charlie party, you can bring the Rich Robert party to you.

Same Same but Different: Same morality, different venue.

[Typingdog]

Ha... I think it's more pathetic if you are rich and still have to be with a bar girl

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If you're a Rich Robert then you can afford the discretion of an Escort service. Instead of going to the Cheap Charlie party, you can bring the Rich Robert party to you.

Same Same but Different: Same morality, different venue.

I see.. With or without money these guys still pathetic. So if you get the money then you get the girl that have done all costly surgery.

It's just their life. I understand

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[mikiea]

Ha... I think it's more pathetic if you are rich and still have to be with a bar girl

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pathetic ? coming from a iphjone user on contract ? bar girls are ok , they show you up front they are a bar girl . calling names behind a websit , now that is what I call cowardly actions perpetrated by a contract iPhone user ............................

[mikiea]

Was there much tread left on the tyres?

The tyres are in great nick,however I think I,ll have to get a new seat as there is a sort of "fishy smell" lingering about

huh ..... ? you sniffed the bike seat ? bar girls are ok , bike seat sniffers , well that's another story . sheeeeze