konying Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 I realize the number of trolls this topic will attract, but for the befit of animal lovers with a sense of humor here you go. I have 11 month old pitbul pup He is a stunning, huge boy, weighing over 40kg already, as goofy as a Scooby Doo, with no aggression at all. He is spoiled rotten, being the youngest in the pack of 6, and raised sleeping with me ( i know i am a softy) He was loved by all my staff and friends from first days, so really a huge, naughty, spoiled bundle of joy. Anyhow, he has a mom, his nanny, ie my staff who loves him to death and in return he loves her. When his balls dropped, he has decided to turn his nanny, into his bitch She is a tiny woman, weighing about the same, he pulls her down and rapes her, humping her all over. She rarely gets any help as everyone is on the floor laughing their heads off. Once he finishes,being a real man that he is, he rolls over and goes to sleep. He does the very same thing with any and all female companions i bring home. I have had discussions with him in this regard and did try to explain that human ladies are for me, but he would not have any of it. The scariest part is that he has mastered all the moves and while humping he would try to lick or nibble on breasts. The worst part is, some female companions commented on his skills and gave him preference over my skills and efforts. He does not watch any porn, nor has he been exposed to any x rated or even r rated movies. I realize he needs and wants female(dog) however shows no interest in dogs and prefers human females. Its becoming hard to compete with him, as he always gets to girls before me and ends up sleeping next to them, hugged, while i get a tiny corner on the bed. Whenever they return, he always gets some snacks or gifts and i get nothing. Now i am trying to find a good Go Go bar for dogs, hoping he can see his true love and leave my girls alone. Video of his rapes available on demand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiandrew Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Hahaaaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VBF Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 I loved "The worst part is, some female companions commented on his skills and gave him preference over my skills and efforts." I know a few GoGo bars with dogs working there.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JusMe Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 This has nothing to do with sex, and clearly isn't "rape." It's all about dominance, and he's simply saying that he's the one in charge, everything and everyone is subordinate to him. It's not only an unpleasant behaviour, but one that eventually leads into dangerous areas. Do everything you can to prevent any continuance of it, particularly by clearly establishing that you are the leader of the pack and he is subordinate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
konying Posted December 13, 2015 Author Share Posted December 13, 2015 This has nothing to do with sex, and clearly isn't "rape." It's all about dominance, and he's simply saying that he's the one in charge, everything and everyone is subordinate to him. It's not only an unpleasant behaviour, but one that eventually leads into dangerous areas. Do everything you can to prevent any continuance of it, particularly by clearly establishing that you are the leader of the pack and he is subordinate. thank you for your professional advice, after all what would i know, i only have a pack of 6 dogs, including 2 100% non aggressive pitbulls <removed>t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VBF Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 This has nothing to do with sex, and clearly isn't "rape." It's all about dominance, and he's simply saying that he's the one in charge, everything and everyone is subordinate to him. It's not only an unpleasant behaviour, but one that eventually leads into dangerous areas. Do everything you can to prevent any continuance of it, particularly by clearly establishing that you are the leader of the pack and he is subordinate. thank you for your professional advice, after all what would i know, i only have a pack of 6 dogs, including 2 100% non aggressive pitbulls Good to see troll arrival was only delayed by few hours since the original post Must be awful to go through life with no sense of humour! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtramsbottom Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 ^Why is Jusme a troll? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
konying Posted December 13, 2015 Author Share Posted December 13, 2015 This has nothing to do with sex, and clearly isn't "rape." It's all about dominance, and he's simply saying that he's the one in charge, everything and everyone is subordinate to him. It's not only an unpleasant behaviour, but one that eventually leads into dangerous areas. Do everything you can to prevent any continuance of it, particularly by clearly establishing that you are the leader of the pack and he is subordinate. thank you for your professional advice, after all what would i know, i only have a pack of 6 dogs, including 2 100% non aggressive pitbulls t Must be awful to go through life with no sense of humour! I also have 11 cats and 1 of them is gay. Has never shown any interest in a female cat, but first one to run up to a new male cat to kiss him. I wonder what advice jusme can give for that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VBF Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 This has nothing to do with sex, and clearly isn't "rape." It's all about dominance, and he's simply saying that he's the one in charge, everything and everyone is subordinate to him. It's not only an unpleasant behaviour, but one that eventually leads into dangerous areas. Do everything you can to prevent any continuance of it, particularly by clearly establishing that you are the leader of the pack and he is subordinate. thank you for your professional advice, after all what would i know, i only have a pack of 6 dogs, including 2 100% non aggressive pitbulls Good to see troll arrival was only delayed by few hours since the original post Must be awful to go through life with no sense of humour! I also have 11 cats and 1 of them is gay. Has never shown any interest in a female cat, but first one to run up to a new male cat to kiss him. I wonder what advice jusme can give for that Is he a Pouffy Cat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
konying Posted December 13, 2015 Author Share Posted December 13, 2015 Is he a Pouffy Cat? Funny you mention it, he is a Persian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wooloomooloo Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 I've some very strange bowel movements today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meatboy Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 he seems to well trained in the art of sex.you should close the bedroom door. mrs.meat got her legs black and blue by our boy,soon solved the craze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberfarang Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 This has nothing to do with sex, and clearly isn't "rape." It's all about dominance, and he's simply saying that he's the one in charge, everything and everyone is subordinate to him. It's not only an unpleasant behaviour, but one that eventually leads into dangerous areas. Do everything you can to prevent any continuance of it, particularly by clearly establishing that you are the leader of the pack and he is subordinate. It's all about dominance, and he's simply saying that he's the one in charge, everything and everyone is subordinate to him. I went out with a woman like that once, I ended up bruised and black and blue all over. But I couldn`t get enough of her. She ended up in a circus as the bearded lady act, never saw her again after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
konying Posted December 14, 2015 Author Share Posted December 14, 2015 he seems to well trained in the art of sex.you should close the bedroom door. mrs.meat got her legs black and blue by our boy,soon solved the craze He gets to them before the bedroom and then they take him into bed NO idea where he mastered his kama sutra skills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brit_Doggie Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Well ok laugh all you like and not try to stop this behaviour and nip it in the bud, next stage is maul something or some kid good luck in court my friend because you who says you are a good owner is just the opposite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
konying Posted December 14, 2015 Author Share Posted December 14, 2015 Well ok laugh all you like and not try to stop this behaviour and nip it in the bud, next stage is maul something or some kid good luck in court my friend because you who says you are a good owner is just the opposite. Yes, he might also dig a tunnel and plant a bomb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JusMe Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 This has nothing to do with sex, and clearly isn't "rape." It's all about dominance, and he's simply saying that he's the one in charge, everything and everyone is subordinate to him. It's not only an unpleasant behaviour, but one that eventually leads into dangerous areas. Do everything you can to prevent any continuance of it, particularly by clearly establishing that you are the leader of the pack and he is subordinate. thank you for your professional advice, after all what would i know, i only have a pack of 6 dogs, including 2 100% non aggressive pitbulls Good to see troll arrival was only delayed by few hours since the original post Must be awful to go through life with no sense of humour! I also have 11 cats and 1 of them is gay. Has never shown any interest in a female cat, but first one to run up to a new male cat to kiss him. I wonder what advice jusme can give for that Advice? I'd find something more appropriate for you to kiss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
konying Posted December 14, 2015 Author Share Posted December 14, 2015 Advice? I'd find something more appropriate for you to kiss. what would that be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtramsbottom Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Advice? I'd find something more appropriate for you to kiss. what would that be? Ye dogs nads? because they are bigger than yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meatboy Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Well ok laugh all you like and not try to stop this behaviour and nip it in the bud, next stage is maul something or some kid good luck in court my friend because you who says you are a good owner is just the opposite. the wife put a stop to it by having his buds nipped,never to enjoy the delights of shafting again. but he does love a maul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
konying Posted December 15, 2015 Author Share Posted December 15, 2015 Advice? I'd find something more appropriate for you to kiss. what would that be? Ye dogs nads? because they are bigger than yours? I am sorry, wrong section of the forum. Gay section is a few sections down, thats where you be happy to discuss the size of my nads. By the way, have yours dropped yet? or already sagging? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h90 Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Is he a Pouffy Cat? Funny you mention it, he is a Persian Perversian? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h90 Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Well either you find some female dog for him, or you agree to a threesome....Or you bring two ladies....first you bring in the ugly one....once he is sleeping you bring in the lovely one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickJ Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Get him someone his own age....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meatboy Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Well either you find some female dog for him, or you agree to a threesome....Or you bring two ladies....first you bring in the ugly one....once he is sleeping you bring in the lovely one? to cut down on the risk of him catching something buy him a DOGGY BLOW UP DOLL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h90 Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Well either you find some female dog for him, or you agree to a threesome....Or you bring two ladies....first you bring in the ugly one....once he is sleeping you bring in the lovely one? to cut down on the risk of him catching something buy him a DOGGY BLOW UP DOLL Or help him putting on the condom Or find him a girlfriend let them have kids and make a "rent a pitbull" business. Should have many customer in Pattaya. No street dogs or Ladymen come near you. Female customer (who are not hookers) can walk in the night without getting problems with drunk Farangs, etc.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJCM Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is apoodle, one is a schnauzer and the other is a Pitbull. The poodle turns to the schnauzer and asks "why are you here?" The schnauzer responds, "I'm 17 years old. I don't see or hear very well.I've been having accidents in the house. My owner says I'm too old and sickso he brought me here to be put to sleep." The schnauzer asks the poodle "why are you here?"The poodle responds, "I've not been myself lately. I've been especially highstrung. I've been barking all the time, I've been snapping at people and Ieven bit one of the neighbor's kids. Nobody knows why this has beenhappening. My owner says he can't risk me biting somebody else so he broughtme here to be put to sleep." The poodle and schnauzer ask the Pitbull why he is here. The Pitbull responds: "My owner is this beautiful runway model. Yesterdayshe was walking around the house naked when she suddenly bent down to pickup something she dropped. She was bent over and naked when nature took overand the next thing I know I'm on top of her doing the doggie thing. I couldn't help myself. "The poodle asks: "so she brought you here to put to sleep?" "Oh, no...., I'm just here to get my nails trimmed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h90 Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is a poodle, one is a schnauzer and the other is a Pitbull. The poodle turns to the schnauzer and asks "why are you here?" The schnauzer responds, "I'm 17 years old. I don't see or hear very well. I've been having accidents in the house. My owner says I'm too old and sick so he brought me here to be put to sleep." The schnauzer asks the poodle "why are you here?" The poodle responds, "I've not been myself lately. I've been especially high strung. I've been barking all the time, I've been snapping at people and I even bit one of the neighbor's kids. Nobody knows why this has been happening. My owner says he can't risk me biting somebody else so he brought me here to be put to sleep." The poodle and schnauzer ask the Pitbull why he is here. The Pitbull responds: "My owner is this beautiful runway model. Yesterday she was walking around the house naked when she suddenly bent down to pick up something she dropped. She was bent over and naked when nature took over and the next thing I know I'm on top of her doing the doggie thing. I couldn't help myself. " The poodle asks: "so she brought you here to put to sleep?" "Oh, no...., I'm just here to get my nails trimmed." I knew that joke, but it is funny every time again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJCM Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 55555, I changed it as originally a "Great Dane" had his nails trimmed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
konying Posted December 15, 2015 Author Share Posted December 15, 2015 Is he a Pouffy Cat? Funny you mention it, he is a Persian Perversian? Hard to confirm, he thinks he is a hi-so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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