Bloke told me that if beer is drunk thru a straw out of a can, the alcohol gets into the brain faster.

Hookum? Or god's honest truth?

Try doing it naked and upside down.....

Try snorting it, even faster.

That's old hat as they say.

This is the way forward.

the alcohol gets into the brain faster.

Probably depends on other factors, like the relative sizes of the can and your brain.

Why not set up an experiment?

lol it's like being at school.

PS don't try smoking banana, it'll only drive you nutz!

lol it's like being at school.

PS don't try smoking banana, it'll only drive you nutz!

I was once persuaded to eat a ton of nutmeg at a party when I was at school. It was disgusting, truly grim.

But not as bad as the poor sod who rigged up a funnel / hose contraption after being convinced that inhaling his own farts would make him trip out.

All in the name of getting high.

if you tip a can over the head while drinking a can it will get to your brain faster.

Someone told me this once, too. I think I was at primary school at the time.

It's getting better by the day...

I've found if you drink twice as much beer at twice the speed you get drunk quicker.

I've found this method to be 100% foolproof.

I hope this helps OP.

I heard if you do it standing up, the lady won't get pregnant.

Bloke told me that if you lie with your feet in the freezer and your head in the oven, on average you are nice and comfortable.

Shake up a can and do a high pressure enema.