What Are the Biggest Lies Foreigners Tell Themselves?

[zaZa9]

Thats it !

Im moving to Cambodia !!

[Jip99]

I'm an expert on Thai politics because i post in the Thai news section of TV forum,but in fact don't know the difference between my earhole or my @rsehole concerning Thai politics.

It's OK..... for Thai politics knowledge isn't a pre-requisite.

[Jip99]

Somebody broke into my room, they stole xxx,000 baht cash, my genuine Rolex and my brand new 30k iPhone.

You forgot the $5,000 of travelers cheques.

[eldragon]

Any variety of "This is really gonna hurt Thailand," "Thailand has really embarrassed itself in front of the world this time," or "People aren't gonna come to Thailand anymore."

[Berkshire]

"I'm not whining/whinging, but offering constructive criticism."

[mauGR1]

Any variety of "This is really gonna hurt Thailand," "Thailand has really embarrassed itself in front of the world this time," or "People aren't gonna come to Thailand anymore."

You forget " another nail in the coffin "

[mauGR1]

... I'm not apologist, as i have no interest here..

[Ace of Pop]

My Aircon is economical

[thehelmsman]

My wife or G/F doesn't like to drink.

[Agent Sumo]

Inter-generational dating/marriage doesn't raise an eyebrow in Thailand

[sickwaterbuffalo2]

Thai food is healthy.

[sickwaterbuffalo2]

People look up to me since i got a sak yant tattoo and hernia from wearing al those heavy buddhist medaillions around my nek.

[thaiduncankk]

I could live like a king in Thailand, but going back to UK, and living in the multi cultural society there, is the better option for me. It is not a money issue.

[marko kok prong]

The hot season won't be as hot as last year.

[SoiBiker]

Everyone sweats this much.

[Ace of Pop]

I'm so pleased with this Tat I got.even though I was pissed.

[SoiBiker]

Moving here was a mistake for me, so it's wrong for everyone else too.

[Berkshire]

Moving here was a mistake for me, so it's wrong for everyone else too.

Along those same lines..."If I'm miserable, everyone else must be miserable. And if they insist they're not, then they must be lying Thai apologists!"

[SoiBiker]

Those happy people just haven't realised how bad it is here yet. It'll happen.

[swissie]

" I am only 30 years old, but I decided to go to Thailand to work as an English-Teacher and to broaden my horizon in Pattaya. By inserting this very fact into my CV, I could land a job in my home country in no time at all" !!!

Cheers.

[SoiBiker]

I deferred all enjoyment and adventure in life in favour of working until I was old. All young people should do the same.

[sickwaterbuffalo2]

Tap water is safe to drink in Thailand.

[ableguy]

She loves me.

[HLover]

Her brother loves me as if I was part of his original family.

[JLCrab]

She loves me.

Well, as long as she is a hot item and is willing to go to extremes to prove that she does when she doesn't, things could be a whole lot worse.

[Ace of Pop]

I rode Motorbikes long before I came here In fact I had Harley..[emoji86]

[Nomyai]

"All the local really like and respect me".

hahahaha!

My gf makes 200,000 just chatting with customers.........................hahahahaha.

[Rob8891]

Of course I'm not on a tourist visa! I planned to stay in Thailand for only six weeks because my businesses back home need me so much.

[BaldPlumber]

The skill of the doctors working in Soi clinics is just as good as those in the west.

Plus, I have the comfort of having exactly the same medication no matter what is wrong with me.

[BaldPlumber]

When I suspect I have an STD, there's nothing wrong with self medicating. Google knows best.

Even if I don't think I have one, it's a good idea to take a course of antibiotics before I go home to the wife/girlfriend.