neverdie Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 I saw the OP and it just reminded me of a big bloke I overheard in Chiang Mai. Why do these guys have to spout such obvious bs. Never forget him, he made a BIG impression, more so because his body odour was so overpowering, maybe he had gland problems, but it was actually really sad to see. We moved on, best avoid that type. The smell was probably due to the sweat, you'd notice fatties sweat a lot and the tent size clothes they wear need to be hung and scrubbed by a team of folk.....just like a circus tent. no doubt he makes a big impression everytime he sits down, online he's probably 'skinny Minnie' the ballerina 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post SoiBiker Posted March 11, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted March 11, 2016 (edited) It's normal to marry someone you don't trust and can't communicate with. Edited March 11, 2016 by SoiBiker 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gk10002000 Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 "I go to Thailand just for the Beaches". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gk10002000 Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 "she really does love me for who I am and doesn't care how I look" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace of Pop Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 I love eating all the fresh fruit for breakfast..[emoji525][emoji535][emoji531][emoji524] [emoji488] 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace of Pop Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 I chose the Fortuna ,not my wife..,and the blackout Windows were my idea too.[emoji572]️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Rob8891 Posted March 11, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted March 11, 2016 I have this great business idea....... 555555555 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaiFelix Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 I have this great business idea....... 555555555 Yeah with my ideas and your money we could make a killing ....errr you got any more beer? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaiFelix Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Just because I have failed at everything I've ever done, been sacked or forced to leave every job I've ever had, and had to beg, borrow or steal from my aquaintances to get by, doesnt mean I'm a total loser.....I've just had a bad run for the last 30 years 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Rob8891 Posted March 11, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted March 11, 2016 I'm a fully qualified teacher; I did a TEFL course. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post JLCrab Posted March 11, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted March 11, 2016 I married a girl I met on the internet because we are a perfect match. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob8891 Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 I'm really want to create serious thread in the Pub forum.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob8891 Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 People will be impressed by my high post count Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoiBiker Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 All Thai women are attractive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Yes I am youngishand in my 40's, but l am only in LOS for work reasons......... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieH Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 " I can take it or leave it, it just an internet forum and of no importance to me at all" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 I married a girl I met on the internet because we are a perfect match. Do you think the Internet could find a match for a 300kg farang slob, he's late 40ies but looks 60, sweats a lot and Occassionally disappears overseas to seek medical assistance for his Failing organs. He thinks he is very special. ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 " I can take it or leave it, it just an internet forum and of no importance to me at all" Keep it clean please, it's a family forum, theres no need to talk about, "taking it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob8891 Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 I married a girl I met on the internet because we are a perfect match. Do you think the Internet could find a match for a 300kg farang slob, he's late 40ies but looks 60, sweats a lot and Occassionally disappears overseas to seek medical assistance for his Failing organs. He thinks he is very special. ? Hmmmmm, I feel a book coming on.......... Do try to restrain yourself (not everyone can, you know!) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eldragon Posted March 11, 2016 Author Share Posted March 11, 2016 "We're all here for the women." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace of Pop Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Ive never been a Sun reader. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post transam Posted March 12, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted March 12, 2016 I have written and sold so many books on Thailand that I will holiday there twice a year now..... Gawd.....I feel sooooo important I could eat myself.........Aaaaaaaaaaaaah, I have........ 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephenterry Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 I can get it up, no problem. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post stephenterry Posted March 12, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted March 12, 2016 I don't know why I attract so many women. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post stephenterry Posted March 12, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted March 12, 2016 There are some real stunners and nice girls in loh kroh beer bars. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post neverdie Posted March 12, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted March 12, 2016 I have written and sold so many books on Thailand that I will holiday there twice a year now..... Gawd.....I feel sooooo important I could eat myself.........Aaaaaaaaaaaaah, I have........ Babe careful Mr Trans, if you eat too Much and you're organs start to shut down, you'll need to boom 3 economy seats and fly to Hong Kong for fat treatment......and you'll need to make up a story about catching some exotic sexual disease after bedding so many lucky ladies 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 I have written and sold so many books on Thailand that I will holiday there twice a year now..... Gawd.....I feel sooooo important I could eat myself.........Aaaaaaaaaaaaah, I have........ Babe careful Mr Trans, if you eat too Much and you're organs start to shut down, you'll need to boom 3 economy seats and fly to Hong Kong for fat treatment......and you'll need to make up a story about catching some exotic sexual disease after bedding so many lucky ladies NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I gave them 3 litre bottles of POP some verbal abuse as to how they creeped into my room....They were cagey, hissed a bit on opening....Asked for the fridge......I wasn't falling for that stuff......In fact they said no deposit on the bottle... ........At that point I knew they were taking the piss.... I threw all three over the balcony.......I had a tear......Phone reception and within 5 minutes at my door were 3 cute 2 litre Pepsi's....I was in heaven, and of course they would soon be.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eldragon Posted March 13, 2016 Author Share Posted March 13, 2016 "Teaching English looks good on your resume because it shows you know how to deal with different kinds of people (and no other profession gives you that experience)." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baneko Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 IKEA meatballs taste great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob8891 Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 The hotel staff really do appreciate me topping them with 7/11 stamps instead of money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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