What Are the Biggest Lies Foreigners Tell Themselves?

[neverdie]

I saw the OP and it just reminded me of a big bloke I overheard in Chiang Mai. Why do these guys have to spout such obvious bs.

Never forget him, he made a BIG impression, more so because his body odour was so overpowering, maybe he had gland problems, but it was actually really sad to see. We moved on, best avoid that type.

The smell was probably due to the sweat, you'd notice fatties sweat a lot and the tent size clothes they wear need to be hung and scrubbed by a team of folk.....just like a circus tent.

no doubt he makes a big impression everytime he sits down, online he's probably 'skinny Minnie' the ballerina

[SoiBiker]

It's normal to marry someone you don't trust and can't communicate with.

Edited March 11, 2016 by SoiBiker

[gk10002000]

"I go to Thailand just for the Beaches".

[gk10002000]

"she really does love me for who I am and doesn't care how I look"

[Ace of Pop]

I love eating all the fresh fruit for breakfast..[emoji525][emoji535][emoji531][emoji524] [emoji488]

[Ace of Pop]

I chose the Fortuna ,not my wife..,and the blackout Windows were my idea too.[emoji572]️

[Rob8891]

I have this great business idea....... 555555555

[ThaiFelix]

I have this great business idea....... 555555555

Yeah with my ideas and your money we could make a killing ....errr you got any more beer?

[ThaiFelix]

Just because I have failed at everything I've ever done, been sacked or forced to leave every job I've ever had, and had to beg, borrow or steal from my aquaintances to get by, doesnt mean I'm a total loser.....I've just had a bad run for the last 30 years

[Rob8891]

I'm a fully qualified teacher; I did a TEFL course.

[JLCrab]

I married a girl I met on the internet because we are a perfect match.

[Rob8891]

I'm really want to create serious thread in the Pub forum....

[Rob8891]

People will be impressed by my high post count

[SoiBiker]

All Thai women are attractive.

[transam]

Yes I am youngishand in my 40's, but l am only in LOS for work reasons.........

[CharlieH]

" I can take it or leave it, it just an internet forum and of no importance to me at all"

[neverdie]

I married a girl I met on the internet because we are a perfect match.

Do you think the Internet could find a match for a 300kg farang slob, he's late 40ies but looks 60, sweats a lot and Occassionally disappears overseas to seek medical assistance for his Failing organs. He thinks he is very special.

?

[neverdie]

" I can take it or leave it, it just an internet forum and of no importance to me at all"

Keep it clean please, it's a family forum, theres no need to talk about, "taking it"

[Rob8891]

I married a girl I met on the internet because we are a perfect match.

Do you think the Internet could find a match for a 300kg farang slob, he's late 40ies but looks 60, sweats a lot and Occassionally disappears overseas to seek medical assistance for his Failing organs. He thinks he is very special.

?

Hmmmmm, I feel a book coming on..........

Do try to restrain yourself (not everyone can, you know!)

[eldragon]

"We're all here for the women."

[Ace of Pop]

Ive never been a Sun reader.

[transam]

I have written and sold so many books on Thailand that I will holiday there twice a year now.....

Gawd.....I feel sooooo important I could eat myself.........Aaaaaaaaaaaaah, I have........

[stephenterry]

I can get it up, no problem.

[stephenterry]

I don't know why I attract so many women.

[stephenterry]

There are some real stunners and nice girls in loh kroh beer bars.

[neverdie]

I have written and sold so many books on Thailand that I will holiday there twice a year now.....

Gawd.....I feel sooooo important I could eat myself.........Aaaaaaaaaaaaah, I have........

Babe careful Mr Trans, if you eat too Much and you're organs start to shut down, you'll need to boom 3 economy seats and fly to Hong Kong for fat treatment......and you'll need to make up a story about catching some exotic sexual disease after bedding so many lucky ladies

[transam]

I have written and sold so many books on Thailand that I will holiday there twice a year now.....

Gawd.....I feel sooooo important I could eat myself.........Aaaaaaaaaaaaah, I have........

Babe careful Mr Trans, if you eat too Much and you're organs start to shut down, you'll need to boom 3 economy seats and fly to Hong Kong for fat treatment......and you'll need to make up a story about catching some exotic sexual disease after bedding so many lucky ladies

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I gave them 3 litre bottles of POP some verbal abuse as to how they creeped into my room....They were cagey, hissed a bit on opening....Asked for the fridge......I wasn't falling for that stuff......In fact they said no deposit on the bottle... ........At that point I knew they were taking the piss....

I threw all three over the balcony.......I had a tear......Phone reception and within 5 minutes at my door were 3 cute 2 litre Pepsi's....I was in heaven, and of course they would soon be....

[eldragon]

"Teaching English looks good on your resume because it shows you know how to deal with different kinds of people (and no other profession gives you that experience)."

[baneko]

IKEA meatballs taste great!

[Rob8891]

The hotel staff really do appreciate me topping them with 7/11 stamps instead of money.