What Are the Biggest Lies Foreigners Tell Themselves?

[Rc2702]

4 hours ago, roo860 said:

 

I'm not really dyslexic.

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I'm not a midget

[roo860]

I'm not a midget

Sorry, who said that, never saw you down there.

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[Rc2702]

35 minutes ago, roo860 said:

 

Sorry, who said that, never saw you down there.

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Don't worry there's plenty of fun sized "chix" about ?

[seank]

I'm here for the temples and elephants.

[eldragon]

14 hours ago, Ace of Pop said:

I really enjoy the Thai Buffet Breakfasts


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"I love the seafood here."

[eldragon]

On 2/28/2017 at 0:32 AM, JAFO said:

"I don't pay for sex, I pay them to leave" 

 

"You pay for it one way or another."

 

"Every woman is a hooker on one level or another."

 

"If you pay for it, you get what you want."

[bangkokorbust]

I rent a 4k condo in Pattaya and it's amaaaazing

[Ace of Pop]

Isn't the Brown n White Striped Toast n Ice Cube Butter fun..☃️


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[JAFO]

"All Thai women are beautiful"

[balo]

I love Korean desserts in Thailand...

[Rc2702]

Deep down my brother in law is a good guy

[01322521959]

I'm planning to return to the UK.

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[maprao]

My wife is not like the rest she is educated ...... a good girl.

 

She went to university [emoji38][emoji38][emoji38]

 

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[maprao]

And the first prize goes to...

I didn't meet my wife in Pattaya I met her online![emoji28][emoji28][emoji28][emoji28][emoji28][emoji28]

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[kannot]

The Thais are  lovely  happy  smiling people

[kannot]

On 2/26/2017 at 6:28 PM, Stevemercer said:

I'm going to feed the fish at the beach and get a nice photo. What could possibly go wrong.

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[music065]

The air pollution in Chiang Mai is not that bad.

[bbi1]

That their farts smell so good that it should be bottled up and sold as the next best perfume by David Beckham

[Ace of Pop]

Fortunas are Range Rovers equal.


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[Rc2702]

Thaivisa is like quality tourists it just keeps on getting better.

[eldragon]

I rent a 4k condo in Pattaya and it's amaaaazing

"My condo went up in value."


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[watcharacters]

 

 

"I don't worry about how little money I have as my parents are rich and I'll inherit millions from them"

 

555

[bbi1]

The more grey hair I get or the more bald I become, the more young girls half my age will think I'm a handsome man

[eldragon]

The more grey hair I get or the more bald I become, the more young girls half my age will think I'm a handsome man

"Thais have no idea how old I am."


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[meechai]

That they are more free here & they would hate to go back to a nanny state

 

But instead they are fine with checking in every 90 days

Asking permission to stay every year

Getting a permit to come & go

Checking in with Imm within X amount of hours after return from outside country

filling out TM30's

Stopping for every cop that flags you over to fleece you regardless of there being no reason to stop you at all in the first place.

Buying a proof of residence just to buy & then again to sell bike or car even though you hold a 1 year visa extension

Not being allowed to work in most areas except teaching

Not to mention living under a military Junta/dictatorships rule

yada  yada yada 

 

[Chou Anou]

Thaivisa is a useful source of information and not just a boiler room advertising scam.

[Gecko123]

My Thai wife hates Thailand too.

[eldragon]

6 hours ago, meechai said:

That they are more free here & they would hate to go back to a nanny state

 

But instead they are fine with checking in every 90 days

Asking permission to stay every year

Getting a permit to come & go

Checking in with Imm within X amount of hours after return from outside country

filling out TM30's

Stopping for every cop that flags you over to fleece you regardless of there being no reason to stop you at all in the first place.

Buying a proof of residence just to buy & then again to sell bike or car even though you hold a 1 year visa extension

Not being allowed to work in most areas except teaching

Not to mention living under a military Junta/dictatorships rule

yada  yada yada 

 

"I don't mind going to Vientiane."

[eldragon]

1 hour ago, Gecko123 said:

My Thai wife hates Thailand too.

"She's totally westernized."

[Rc2702]

The 20 year age gap is ok