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What Are the Biggest Lies Foreigners Tell Themselves?


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On 2/26/2017 at 6:28 PM, Stevemercer said:

I'm going to feed the fish at the beach and get a nice photo. What could possibly go wrong.

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That their farts smell so good that it should be bottled up and sold as the next best perfume by David Beckham

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The more grey hair I get or the more bald I become, the more young girls half my age will think I'm a handsome man

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That they are more free here & they would hate to go back to a nanny state

 

But instead they are fine with checking in every 90 days

Asking permission to stay every year

Getting a permit to come & go

Checking in with Imm within X amount of hours after return from outside country

filling out TM30's

Stopping for every cop that flags you over to fleece you regardless of there being no reason to stop you at all in the first place.

Buying a proof of residence just to buy & then again to sell bike or car even though you hold a 1 year visa extension

Not being allowed to work in most areas except teaching

Not to mention living under a military Junta/dictatorships rule :dry:

yada  yada yada  :cool:

 

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6 hours ago, meechai said:

That they are more free here & they would hate to go back to a nanny state

 

But instead they are fine with checking in every 90 days

Asking permission to stay every year

Getting a permit to come & go

Checking in with Imm within X amount of hours after return from outside country

filling out TM30's

Stopping for every cop that flags you over to fleece you regardless of there being no reason to stop you at all in the first place.

Buying a proof of residence just to buy & then again to sell bike or car even though you hold a 1 year visa extension

Not being allowed to work in most areas except teaching

Not to mention living under a military Junta/dictatorships rule :dry:

yada  yada yada  :cool:

 

"I don't mind going to Vientiane."

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