is there by any chance a rota somewhere detailing which official is next to talk some absolute crap ?

No need .........in my eyes all officials are equal

Either let all the police go to the army camps, or all the military go to the nearest police station. Then you will have the two biggest mafia in one place - saves everybody a lot of time and effort.

Someone can't count ...

Um didn't someone say 'there is no mafia in thailand' !

That statement applied for Koh Tao only.

I suspect a handful of officers could come up with a few dozen names of WHO is MR BIG by just asking around for a few days....those tough questions like:

1. Who do you pay for protection from police raids

2. Who do you pay to set up your business, home, car park, etc on public property.

3. Who do you pay to be allowed to scam tourists day after day year after year at places like the Grand Palace, Pattaya/Phuket jetskis, etc?

4. Who is the official in charge of Laem Chabang cruise port that makes a fortune from openly gouging tourists with obscene fixed taxi fares week after week for years?

5. Who do you pay to allow your clubs to stay open after hours night after night..

6. Who do you pay to operate underage brothels?

There are many many more....some more difficult to find out but many as blatant as could possibly be and a blind man could get you the names in a day or two.

Edited March 11, 201610 yr by pomchop

Today the last day. Tomorrow, the service will be closed.

Pattaya must be closed

Today's lesson

Today is the last day for SLAP SLAP on the wrist

This is about 3 weeks early. Surely they could have waited till 1st April. Wonder how they will top this for amazing BS

HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA

OMG. Unbelievable. Thanks for the laughs.

That would mean the whole of RTP turning themselves in. That would be disastrous. Who's going to take care of collection of bribes.

When ''Old' mafia" segways to 'New mafia"

You would need to be very astute to notice the difference. Sadly the same the whole world over.

Due to too many police transferred to inactive posts, and recent increases in the fuel price. Please...... turn yourselves in. We have no resources to come after you.

they are already at the police station(s)

Haha, nice one for a Friday!

My thoughts exactly!

Just awesome... I can always count on Thailand to do say something silly to give me a good belly laugh.

It's been a stressful week and I needed that. Absolutely hilarious!

You just can't make this stuff up. Friends back home just don't believe me when I tell them the things these clowns leaders do and say.

Happy Friday all.

How does one turn one's self into one's self. Very confusing.

Mafia members reaction:

https://youtu.be/7I5dVBezF9k?t=1m48s

I imagine the queue of people turning themselves in is huge.

Job done ?

Edited March 11, 201610 yr by Mak25

It's that time of the month again but the BIG brown envelopes need to be padded a bit more this month, not quite as lucrative as we thought...

I was wondering if the Toovichien family of Koh Tao fame will be handing themselves in, only wondering mind you..

Hope those cops are good at handcuffing themselves.

if they can prove they are no longer involved with organized crime.

Will a letter from the Don be enough?

All mafia without brown clothes, please turn yourself in, BIB don't want any competitors.

This is really comical.

I was checking but NO it is not April 1!

Shit.. I better shave and get down there.

"Today is the last day for mafia members to turn themselves in: Thai police"

I can't recall that any TV headline caused me to break down on the floor having convulsions, laughing tears until I couldn't breathe anymore, like this one...

Hahahahaaaaa, what a joke... Hahahahaaaaaa OMG B-R-A-V-O !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited March 11, 201610 yr by metisdead
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