Happens every day kill yourself put yourself in a bag and jump in the nearest canal

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Farang - closed and shut case - SUICIDE !!!

The article says they are going to compare fingerprints with foreigners who arrived around the same time as the deceased, just how exactly do they plan on doing that?

This investigation sounds as though it's being handled surprisingly competently.

The guy used condoms? What an idiot. Here's a good example of Darwinism at work. The pros use the fingers of high quality surgical gloves and ties them off with dental floss.

How could a person swallow that without choking?

Happens every day kill yourself put yourself in a bag and jump in the nearest canal

So who's suggesting it was a suicide? Kneejerk reaction much?? 'Not that hard to figure out there, genius. The article said that condoms containing amphetamines burst internally and killed him. The principles, associates, "friends", (whatever), who needed to dispose of the mule's body somewhere, somehow, preferably without having to drag it all over creation, then put him in the body bag and dumped him in a klong. 'Guess the animal bites imply that wherever the guy actually died, his body wasn't discovered right away.

The guy used condoms? What an idiot. Here's a good example of Darwinism at work. The pros use the fingers of high quality surgical gloves and ties them off with dental floss.

How could a person swallow that without choking?

Said the bishop to the actress.

You could not make this up! Guess he was feeling crook and climbed into the bag and tossed himself into the drink.

Simple case really. He was bitten to death by an animal, said animal knew if it went into a shop the shopkeeper wouldn't sell it a bag to put the body in.

So the animal saw 2 foreign fellas walking by and asked them if they would buy it a bag to put the body into.

Shopkeeper had no problem selling the bag to the foreign fellas. The animal gave them a nice tip for their help and there endeth the investigation.

Sad, but this TV is the best comedy since the Two Ronnies. I can't wait for the next episode. The comments are the best of UK, Aus and American humour there is.

The man is now confirmed dead.

So it was possible he was alive with basically no head

Where do these reporters come from

Kindergarten or where

still surprised the guy wasn't gutted and the drugs pulled out. Maybe a comedy of errors. The people that found the man incapacitated, just tried to rob him and then the guy died so they didn't know he was a drug mule and just decided to try and dump the body

New business opportunity. Manufacture of body bags with zips on both inside and outside.

Big market - all 3rd world police forces.

but we do not want to announce his nationality because it might affect international relations adversely.

Reading the above statement I got a strange thought that instead of "international" you should read "domestic". Someone high ranking's mule died and was disposed of - and there's no need for further investigations.

By the way wasn't the victim mentioned as being Indian a few days ago?

"Authorities intimated that they know the nationality of the man but are not saying for fear of damaging relations with the country concerned"

Seriously?

Either Klingon, or possibly Chinese.

Don't seem to care or even know when they are offending other countries.

I wonder why they are investigating / looking for two men?? not murder, they did nothing wrong buying a bag and dumping him in the river.

Well we have the drugs back now so case over.

kiwikeith - you must either have written this, meant to be sarcastic (in that case the necessary smilie is missing) or while being on amphetamines. I fear the latter is the truth... May god help us all...

So if you dont post a your on drugs, the comment is not hard to understand it's a reflection of the you know who and drugs not required to understand or write it.

Happens every day kill yourself put yourself in a bag and jump in the nearest canal

damn pesky Klingon;s ........