filled with bacon

lettuce and tomato

fresh from garden

and dijon sauce

made by French

made by French

connoiseur as requested....

when gastronomy is

second to none

and more especially

does not cause...

a screaming case

a screaming case

of intestinal flatulence

smelling like rotten

eggs from hens

eaten long ago

in a place

surrounded by rubbish

and tall grass

After picking his

After picking his

his nose hairs

and scratching his

and scratching his

nose despite the....

rash on his

bacon rasher, he

quickly changed underwear...

quickly changed underwear...

for knickers instead

but put them

on backwards causing

the jewellery bag

to split down