and a footyteam

with 2 goalkeepers

but no balls .........

but no balls .........

goalposts or opposition

but the supporters

but the supporters

acted as hooligans....

completely drunk and

out of control

........... Until the referee ............

who was drunk

wearing stiletto's and

an incontinence diaper

already fully loaded

....blew his whistle ......

to call all

the tea totallers

To give up

playing tiddley winks

With manhole covers

or female bandaids

covering large parts

otherwise unseen by.....

voyeuristic school boys

With large trousers

with their uppety.....

Spotty Half-brothers.

with turbans and

long peacock feathers

From their ears.

"Anyone for curry"...

"Anyone for curry"...

i prefer thai