Scotty was brave

Scotty was brave

and still drunk!.....

but that didn't

but that didn't

stop him charging.....

the heffalump, that

was coloured pink

was coloured pink

with yellow tusks

fiercly probing the

fiercly probing the

obese oboe player's..

red turban to

find a banana

find a banana

,bag of maltesers

and a rusty

and a rusty

18th century musket

cunningly disguised as........

cunningly disguised as........

a sex pistol

which fired blanks.........

which fired blanks.........

but deafened poor..

Scotty, drinking whisky

and chewing quickeze

Scotty, drinking whisky

but he was.....

so shocked, he

so shocked, he

staggered back, losing

his loose change

his loose change

his false teeth

his wooden leg

and mia noi

in other words

in other words

he was fluggered

Suddenly, brave Scotty