with warm pretzel

smothered in mustard

toasted sesame seeds

and fried shallots

on one plate

and large beer

followed by whiskey

fetch pork scratchings

and salted peanuts

mini chilli hotdogs

sun dried shrimp

on seseme seed

bun toasted perfectly

as burnt offerings

served as gourmet

24Hour farang buffet

great for pigs

handy at gigs

get free passes

wipe your glasses

its easier to

educate a yorkie

not a chance

Back at the

ewings dallas ranch

Who Shot JR?

his sisterin-law

or Liberty Valance

shot the sheriff

Not Eric Clapton