its eric idle

the lazy one...

bring the middle

finger up to

the first knuckle

rotate digit fastidously

and massage prostate

not too hard

until you can

feel eyes popping

out of head

and a strange

fuzzy tingling sensation

at the tip

of the iceburg

the titanic hit

sat giant hairy......

yeti munching tomatos

with French dressing

How long have

the strands gotten

off there horses

and put down

there lovable cat

pussy has gone ?

to London visiting

old Trafford yesterday

was awash with

delicious brown beer

drunk Chavs screaming