Bumper Stickers

[Road_Runner]

BuMpEr StIcKeRs

Post the best bumper sticker you saw lately.

Kindly post one a day .... would love to keep the laugh for the next poster too.

Thanks.

"Stop reading my bumper stickers and pay attention to the road!"

[lanny]

If We Had Known Grandkids Were So Much Fun

We'd Have Had Them First

[Road_Runner]

^

Good Addition Lanny ^

Runaway Groom

"I didn't do anything wrong so why do I have to get married?"

[macb]

[Road_Runner]

"Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving."

[baabaabobo]

My Horn is Broken. Watch My Finger

[Road_Runner]

^^

Good additions macb & baabaabobo ^^

BACKOFF

Hey! Where do you think you are going?

I said backoff not fcukoff

[Road_Runner]

Hang Up!!!

You are driving a car, not a phone booth.

[Tony Clifton]

"Stop flashing your headlights you moron, there are 5 buses and a truck with Al Pacino mudflaps in front of me"

[Popeyethesailorman]

"I Break For Jane Mansfields Head"

[Rdrokit]

If You Can Read Thia Bumper Sticker

Then You're Too F##king Close

[pumpuiman]

VISUALISE WHIRLED PEAS

[Road_Runner]

^^^^

Tony Clifton, Popeyethesailorman, Rdrokit, pumpuiman ^^^^

Keep em coming

WORK HARDER !!

Millions on Welfare Depend On You

[macb]

[GracelessFawn]

"If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!"

[Road_Runner]

^^

macb, GracelessFawn ^^

HELP !!!

Daddy Farted, and we Can't get out

[GracelessFawn]

Jesus loves you, but everybody else thinks you're an ass***hole!

[Road_Runner]

^

GracelessFawn ^

Seek Help!!!

"You Have Been Brainwashed"

[ozymandious]

[GracelessFawn]

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

[helicoptor]

[GracelessFawn]

Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship.

[davidjtayler]

Sure ... Its going to cost you though ...

[Road_Runner]

Good Going ozymandious, GracelessFawn, helicoptor, davidjtayler

"Blind Faith in Bad Leaders is not Patriotism"

[ozymandious]

[GracelessFawn]

I'm enjoying this thread guys! So.... here we go...

Hang up and drive!!!

[Thaddeus]

Warning: Objects in the mirror can be dumber than they appear

[lannarebirth]

Coprolite Occurs!

[Road_Runner]

^

ozymandious, GracelessFawn, Thaddeus, lannarebirth ^

Thaksin ..... Go Home !!

[davidjtayler]

If you can read this and my brake lights are on ...

you are about to have an accident !