Private Plastic Python Protection Preserves Privates

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Private Plastic Python Protection Preserves Privates


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BANGKOK: -- Thais have come up with an innovative solution to the problem of snake attack while performing your ablutions.

Welcome to the deluxe python protection seat for your privates. Well, not exactly, more like a squarish hole ripped out of a plastic seat but it should do the trick - at least until something better is thought up reported Daily News.

The "invention" comes in the wake of the snake attack on a Bang Pakong man earlier in the week when a reported three metre long python took hold of the man's tackle and wouldn't let go. He needed his wife's help to free himself and then a stay in hospital and there was more than a little loss of blood ....and pride. However,the wife has since confirmed that all is well....

Thais on the Line application were tickled pink by the chair with the hole with lots of private-punning and tackle-teasing. Some suggested that it might save the dangly bits but hardly offered protection on an attack on one's derriere while others reckoned that the overweight could suffer a worse injury than a snake bite if the hole widened during a dump.

I wonder if anyone will come up with a trademark-able name for the chair....

Source: Daily News


-- 2016-05-27

[thai3]

Nobel prize in the offing I should think

[Brer Fox]

Innovation! This is exactly what the Prime Minister is seeking with Thailand 4.0.

Clause 1. of the three goals for Thailand 4.0 is:

Change production of "commodities" into "innovative products".

The PM is on a winner with this one.

[Thaddeus]

BANGKOK: -- Thais have come up with an innovative solution to the problem of snake attack while performing your ablutions.

I'm tempted to say "innovation my arse"

I came out of hospital about seven years ago recovering from severe dehydration (long story) walking was difficult enough, getting up from a squat toilet was impossible, first thing I did was cut a hole in a plastic chair.

Stop mixing up innovation with common sense.

[CelticBhoy]

Private Plastic Python Protection Preserves Privates

Say that after four big changs . . . . .

[sungod]

BANGKOK: -- Thais have come up with an innovative solution to the problem of snake attack while performing your ablutions.

I'm tempted to say "innovation my arse"

I came out of hospital about seven years ago recovering from severe dehydration (long story) walking was difficult enough, getting up from a squat toilet was impossible, first thing I did was cut a hole in a plastic chair.

Stop mixing up innovation with common sense.

Or you could have simply used one of these, they are all the rage you know.......

[bluebluewater]

I could not get all of my fore and aft into that square area at one time! I'm better suited for a #2 wash tub I think.

Anytime I come up against a squat toilet I just bomb away from above. No way I can handle one of those as I'd end up rolling around on the tiles for a week. It's too ugly to even think about!

[joebrown]

I wonder if anyone will come up with a trademark-able name for the chair.... How about 'Dumpster' or 'Crapola'?

Source: Daily News

[chiang mai]

BANGKOK: -- Thais have come up with an innovative solution to the problem of snake attack while performing your ablutions.

I'm tempted to say "innovation my arse"

I came out of hospital about seven years ago recovering from severe dehydration (long story) walking was difficult enough, getting up from a squat toilet was impossible, first thing I did was cut a hole in a plastic chair.

Stop mixing up innovation with common sense.

Or you could have simply used one of these, they are all the rage you know.......

Is the U-bend in a modern toilet any different from a squat toilet?

[IAMHERE]

Nobel prize in the offing I should think

if not a Pulitzer prize probably.

[northernphil]

' Bomb doors open chair.'

[northernphil]

BANGKOK: -- Thais have come up with an innovative solution to the problem of snake attack while performing your ablutions.

I'm tempted to say "innovation my arse"

I came out of hospital about seven years ago recovering from severe dehydration (long story) walking was difficult enough, getting up from a squat toilet was impossible, first thing I did was cut a hole in a plastic chair.

Stop mixing up innovation with common sense.

Or you could have simply used one of these, they are all the rage you know.......

Wow ! Must get me one of those , drive the reptiles clean round the bend.

[DoctorG]

and the alliteration prize of the day goes to .....

[MaiChai]

This is Thailand 4.0! Just the innovative thinking that is needed!

[kannot]

Nobel prize in the offing I should think

remember it for the next "what have Thais invented " thread