What?

"Goat. In loom."

Oh you mean a ghost in the room?

"Yirs"

There's no such thing as ghosts.

[end of conversation]

If there's no such thing as ghosts.why'd they put 20 miles of string all around the neighborhood?

yes...there are 'goats' and they are malevolent...

that's why when I'm at home in bed I need to surround meself with a perimeter of sleeping children; grandchildren, small nieces and nephews, etc... as when the goats come they will get them first and give me a chance to run away...

this scared h_ell outta me when I was a kid...also, Janet Munro was the first actress that I fell in love with...

(my current squeeze is Marion Cotillard...)

If there's no such thing as ghosts.why'd they put 20 miles of string all around the neighborhood?

...so the little birdies can shitt on me as I ride past.

My late wife would only fear ghosts in the dark, so if she was scared she'd ask me (in properly pronounced Dutch) to acompany her if she had to leave the bedroom. Wasn't always fun to be woken up in the middle of the night but nothing to get upset about. I'd sometimes go ahead and say out loud "Ghosts begone, we want to use the toilet" . Didn't convince her... 555 If I made spooky noises she'd tell me to keep my mouth shut. Just some teasing, I knew how far I could go most of the time.

Not sure about goats,but i have heard some of our New zealand friends quite like a sheep in the room.