for me besides chemistry and biology

# she is not looking for money

# is self sufficient

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# Must swallow, on the first date.

He must have a home with a really nice pool, this one works for me.

breathing

When I was drinking it used to be...."She must be an Alcoholic" and her "Dad must own a Brewery.

breathing

High standards.

Can genuinely use the pronoun "she."

A pussy and a pulse. Then again the pulse can be optional but then must be above 95 degrees body temperature.

I prefer to date Issan Girls..............you don't have to meet their Dad's.....................

No penis.

Must be older than my daughter and younger than my mom!

1. She does NOT cheat on me

2. She does NOT lie to me

3. She does NOT tell me to shut up

4. She does NOT call me stupid

Well, before I was married, it was, ......

Female, has a pulse, and said yes ! the rest I would find out as you go.

Not glued to the phone 24/7. Especially in the company of other people.

Not glued to the phone 24/7. Especially in the company of other people.

These days you will die lonely.

She must be a good cook

She must be a good cook

This one plus the first reply of swallowing are a good combo.

Go with your heart but take your brain with you!

1. She does NOT cheat on me

2. She does NOT lie to me

3. She does NOT tell me to shut up

4. She does NOT call me stupid

If I used that criteria I'd never get laid

Somebody I could roll over twice and still be on top of.

Not looking for a guy to support the entire family.

Mother Dead or out of the picture helps.

Realizes the earth is not flat.

Speaks decent English.

Not an ex hooker

Has a job.

Not glued to a smart phone.No FB or hates it even half as much as I do.

Likes to cook and wants to learn how to cook international food.

No tatoos.Lighter skin tone but not addicted to whitening creams and lotions or terrified of the sun.......

Took a bit of time to find her. I kept getting sidetracked.

Coin operated on a short term basis only......short time.....I come, they go....????

Must be able to suck a tennis ball through a hose pipe,and have absolutely no gag reflex.

#1 Looking for money

#2 Happy with 1500 all in ST

#3 Arrives on time and leaves promptly

#4 Does not bother me with talk of sick relatives

or water buffaloes.

This is not Twatter.

Big knockers

Recommended.

Big knockers

you must be very lonely

Big knockers

you must be very lonely

plenty of big knockers on beach road patts at 0230 hours.

Not glued to the phone 24/7. Especially in the company of other people.

These days you will die lonely.

Thankfully I don't have to deal with the dating game for now.