macksview Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 must do the following well cook catch fish kill or chase off, snakes,rats,jehovahs witness/mormons sharpen knives hit a soi dog in the eye with a shanghai at 20 paces go to all boring village/or bat tor meetings garden fill the bikes with fuel oops, just described the mother in law back to the psych for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanrchase Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 Not glued to the phone 24/7. Especially in the company of other people.These days you will die lonely. Thankfully I don't have to deal with the dating game for now. You have life in hand then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent Sumo Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 # Must swallow, on the first date. Classy guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Global Guy Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 Speaks English. Uni degree. No kids. Doesn't smoke, do drugs, and at most a social drinker. Good job. Taller, curvy, in shape. Light skinned. Actually...this is my gf of a couple years. They are out there...took me a years of dating before we met. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soc Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 Smooth skin. Long hair. Slender. Nice smile. Sweet breath. Medium size upstanding breasts. Oh and a placid nature is desirable, but if she has all the other attributes, l can handle a fiery personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedsada3 Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 When I was 17, my criteria was: blond hair and big breast. Then I met Daisy, blond and breast bigger than I could ever hope. After 3 months of crazy games, I noticed that a bit brain would also be good. Then I looked for a girl with brain and I found Chantal. She was the Wikipedia of the 80's. She knew about everything and could take part to every conversation. But she couldn't take any decision by herself and she couldn't cook so we went to restaurant every day... I got bored. I met than Suzy, then Karen, then Susan, Debbie, Sara, Donna... but the one was too dependent on other, the other one was OK but didn't like sex more than once a month, the one couldn't add 7 + 8 without calculator and... there was always something disturbing, boring. And one day I found HER. She had a nice body, she could cook, she was intelligent, had a good heart. She was expert in accounting, smart and independent... She became the mother of my children! She was so smart, so expert and so independent that when we divorced, she got house, car and everything! Now my criteria is: blond hair and big breast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent Sumo Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 Typical Thaivisa forum Romeo "When I was 18 and fit as a butcher's dog, my criteria was blonde/brunette hair, clear blue or green eyes, bit more than a handful of boob, well dressed and a job earning her own money" "By the time I got to 55 with a chopper I couldn't see without the aid of a mirror, I realised that the biggest threat to my manhood was ............a woman with a job, earning their own money" "Funnily enough, when i landed in Thailand and realised lots of women were strapped for cash, my criteria mysteriously changed and the women I spent most of my life fancying the pants off suddenly became "fat, willful, ugly feminazis with issues" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissAndry Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 (edited) the women I spent most of my life fancying the pants off suddenly became "fat, willful, ugly feminazis with issues" Amusing post but in reality, I just got old. If I were still 20, you'd still fancy me. And if you were 20, I'd still fancy you! Edited June 25, 2016 by MissAndry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atyclb Posted June 25, 2016 Author Share Posted June 25, 2016 She must be a good cook This one plus the first reply of swallowing are a good combo. very reasonable in that she would swallow the food she cooked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williet98248 Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 I prefer to date Issan Girls..............you don't have to meet their Dad's..................... Dad's what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinot Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 Must be able to suck a tennis ball through a hose pipe,and have absolutely no gag reflex. Golf ball you idiot! You're never going to get a...oh never mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozyjon Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 (edited) NO PENIS, i didn't think of that but in Thailand, well OK # must NOT be over 5' tall # if breathing then accept # not my age, but my age reversed Edited June 25, 2016 by ozyjon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overherebc Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 Big knockers you must be very lonely Nah, just got very big hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overherebc Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 Big knockers you must be very lonely plenty of big knockers on beach road patts at 0230 hours. OK I'll say it this way, Big Knockers but without the big hands, big feet and 5-o-clock shadow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mesterm Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 Not glued to the phone 24/7. Especially in the company of other people.These days you will die lonely. Thankfully I don't have to deal with the dating game for now. You have life in hand then? Yeah lots of little potential lives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chilli42 Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 An orphan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1FinickyOne Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 Married now but the "blanks" are what makes it exciting... Everyone has something individual to offer... hopefully, anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesetat2013 Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 1. She does NOT cheat on me 2. She does NOT lie to me 3. She does NOT tell me to shut up 4. She does NOT call me stupid If I used that criteria I'd never get laid Now I understand why you use the name Grumble weed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesetat2013 Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 Not looking for a guy to support the entire family. Mother Dead or out of the picture helps. Realizes the earth is not flat. Speaks decent English. Not an ex hooker Has a job. Not glued to a smart phone.No FB or hates it even half as much as I do. Likes to cook and wants to learn how to cook international food. No tatoos.Lighter skin tone but not addicted to whitening creams and lotions or terrified of the sun....... Took a bit of time to find her. I kept getting sidetracked. You should have added one more to your list. Doesn't get jealous or ask details about where you are or what you are doing when you go out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soc Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 Forgot to add, DEFINITELY no tattoos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eldragon Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 Doable and at least a little curious about the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eldragon Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 Relatively mature and doesn't look like a teenager are good criteria too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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