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'ello 'ello 'ello - what's this bed doing in a karaoke room?

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The bed was found guilty but it did not confess since it was empty.

The mirror is, however, taking time to reflect, prior to making a decision.

While another witness was taken away and given a blanket amnesty. A police spokesman said "We're also looking into a stain on the sheet's character, and we certainly have a case for the pillows. And, as for the mattress' role? Well, it's been sprung, and now it's stuffed! The sing song has sung, and it's off to Sing Sing."

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raid n all is good. but seriously if Thailand wants to bring its economy up then Thailand should relax on its opening hrs. closing pubs and clubs at 12midnight is just plain stupid.

Whats the point of pointing when there is no action on the bed.

Not even mused up. Karaoke can be tiring and one needs to rest from time to time. When I reached my advanced age sadly it was one of my favorite sports that I had to give up and my voice sounded like Sinatra's well maybe on his worst days. Maybe the beds were for the mattress mambo. Its like a Olympic sport where one tries to gain the upper hand or position and remain there. All the thrashing involved only adds to the excitement till one or both arrive at a climax of sorts its hard to describe as it has been a long time for me. Play that funky music white boy.

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Some were watching football in the bed shed others were singing Purple Rain

raid n all is good. but seriously if Thailand wants to bring its economy up then Thailand should relax on its opening hrs. closing pubs and clubs at 12midnight is just plain stupid.

Chinese don't go to pubs or clubs, they go to designated soapies. Since they are now the quality tourists du jour, expect monolithic soapies popping up along the bus routes and small scale operations harassed.

On the other hand, haircuts might get more interesting.

Edited by DrTuner

time for some forensic dna testing in singapore

Will they use a properly certified lab this time??? gigglem.gif

And they did not find the stash of playing cards, (for use by the "alien" staff as "Get Out Of Jail" cards)... facepalm.gif

I think what was said they were raided for not closing on time, and since most places flaunt the law on this because the penalties are not hard enough they are looking to for more offences to up the penalties.

The anti alcohol, (anti fun) contingent have finally got into a Premiers ears

And they did not find the stash of playing cards, (for use by the "alien" staff as "Get Out Of Jail" cards)... facepalm.gif

I think what was said they were raided for not closing on time, and since most places flaunt the law on this because the penalties are not hard enough they are looking to for more offences to up the penalties.

You do realise that some people call that enforcing the law? If the cops pull you over for speeding, do they ignore the bald tyres, cancelled licence, alcohol on your breath,................?

Whats the point of pointing when there is no action on the bed.

Suspected wet spot?

Whats the point of pointing when there is no action on the bed.

Suspected wet spot?

a bleached out stain how can you see bleached OUT stain giggle.gif

Whats the point of pointing when there is no action on the bed.

He's pointing at a bleached out stain in the middle of the bed

You need imagination..., and a computer screen - but mostly I just smelled it thumbsup.gif

a bleached out stain how can you see bleached OUT stain giggle.gif

Whats the point of pointing when there is no action on the bed.

He's pointing at a bleached out stain in the middle of the bed

You need imagination..., and a computer screen - but mostly I just smelled it thumbsup.gif

a bleached out stain how can you see bleached OUT stain giggle.gif

Whats the point of pointing when there is no action on the bed.

He's pointing at a bleached out stain in the middle of the bed

You need imagination..., and a computer screen - but mostly I just smelled it thumbsup.gif

a bleached out stain how can you see bleached OUT stain giggle.gif

Whats the point of pointing when there is no action on the bed.

He's pointing at a bleached out stain in the middle of the bed

You need imagination..., and a computer screen - but mostly I just smelled it thumbsup.gif

a bleached out stain how can you see bleached OUT stain giggle.gif

Whats the point of pointing when there is no action on the bed.

He's pointing at a bleached out stain in the middle of the bed

You need imagination..., and a computer screen - but mostly I just smelled it thumbsup.gif

The bed was found guilty but it did not confess since it was empty.

...an empty confession then.

The Force is strong in this lad.

a bleached out stain how can you see bleached OUT stain giggle.gif

Whats the point of pointing when there is no action on the bed.

He's pointing at a bleached out stain in the middle of the bed

You need imagination..., and a computer screen - but mostly I just smelled it thumbsup.gif

Typical the stupidity of the law in Thailand. There is no proof of any wrong doing so now its illegal to have a bed in the place of work. Do they not have anything better to do like traffic work to stop the carnage on the roads in Thailand .

Will someone please tell the authorities how utterly ridiculous they look when they point at things for the press?

It's been mentioned MANY times, but probably just by dumb farangs, and what do they know?

Also, when some "villain" is captured, do we really need to have about a dozen police in the photo?

I agree. The ladies are just humans and need to sleep too. And the boss should be thanked for their big heart to think of their employees this way

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Whats the point of pointing when there is no action on the bed.

same as pointing to a killer who has already killed.

Heaven help em if they had one of those special lights they use on the CSI shows. They would get injured and confused with there pointing.

Great work boys. Ya found a bed. Oh boy, I'm impressed...coffee1.gif

That squaddie is on point duty tongue.png

Yup he had to point at that bed. That's a bed!!!

When I was single a Thai married friend invite me to his birthday party at a karaoke place in downtown Lampang with just private rooms. Total of 6 couples attended, and I was the only farang...and the only one with not experience with karaoke places.

The room was filled with a very wide and large corner sofa. After everybody got "drunk"..... I found out why.

I am struggling to see the illegality of a piece of furniture. I didn't know you had to list every piece of furniture on a licence. I would understand if there was someone doing something on the bed. Where is the law that says you can't sing karaoke on a bed,or in your underwear, or on a man's lap.

It's just a piece of furniture, nothing illegal about that.

Whats the point of pointing when there is no action on the bed.

Seminal stains perhaps.......thailand has such hi-tech DNA testing (Burmese 2)that this who dunnit can be solvedwhistling.gif

Whats the point of pointing when there is no action on the bed.

...he's pointing to where his mate Seaman Stains was sleeping a short time ago.

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