webfact Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Referendum voter list now monkey-resistantBy Teeranai Charuvastra, Staff ReporterElection officials on Monday treat monkeys to a free meal of fruit and vegetables at Wat Hat Mun Krabua in Pichit BANGKOK — Should a gang of monkeys return to terrorize a Pichit provincial polling station a second time, they’ll need thumbs to get at the pink voter lists after the fragile documents were moved into a glass enclosure.At least that’s the hope of elections officials who, after Sunday’s incident in which more than 100 macaques stormed a temple polling place and damaged the posted documents, moved replacement documents into a locked cabinet. Full story: http://www.khaosodenglish.com/culture/weirdwonderful/2016/07/26/referendum-voter-list-now-monkey-resistant/ -- Khaosod English 2016-07-26 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worgeordie Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 But what about 8 year old Girls. regards Worgeordie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rkidlad Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 This is great news. All those sleepless nights worrying about another monkey attack and a spoiled referendum. Now, how long should we incarcerate those 8 year olds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reigntax Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 (edited) Wouldnt making them monkey resistant be a "No" vote? Edited July 26, 2016 by Reigntax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuckamuck Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Monkeys have thumbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HooHaa Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 indeed but they dont use them to show approval on facebook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anon467848 Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 I hope the police arrested the monkey ring leader and sent him to attitude adjustment school... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tifino Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 I hope the police arrested the monkey ring leader and sent him to attitude adjustment school... but they have tails, therefore able to 'wag' school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rorri Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 I hope the police arrested the monkey ring leader and sent him to attitude adjustment school... There were no monkeys point at the ring leader, unlike thais, monkeys don't dob in their mates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil B Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 I presume they are talking about the ones that live in trees? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chainarong Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 The Junta has been monkeying around since they took power , so a couple of supporters wants to place an early vote , you'd think they'd be more obliging, then again the versatile section 44 probably covers monkey's......................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatOngo Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Referendum voter list now monkey-resistant.......not for these dubai trained monkey insurgents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waldroj Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 "...Referendum voter list now "monkey-resistant..."! What, only monkey-resistant, and not monkey-proof? Let's see what the Macaque vandals think about this latest attempt to thwart anything that upsets the Referendum outcome? By the way, the election officials should stop monkeying around, and realise that these guys are quite selective when it comes to accepting what they're fed. I suspect the junta are starting to think the Election Commission are a pack of monkeys for choosing Hanuman as the official mascot for the Referendum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisi Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 This is great news. All those sleepless nights worrying about another monkey attack and a spoiled referendum. Now, how long should we incarcerate those 8 year olds? They should get life - with the usual let out early for being good kiddies. Can't have potential rebels running rampant in the Kingdom, bloody hell - never know what they might get up to, they might become politicians, military or even worse join the BIB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisi Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 I hope the police arrested the monkey ring leader and sent him to attitude adjustment school... or coconut harvesting school, teach them a useful skill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayk Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Even the monkeys are against the referendum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerojero Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Bhaahaa......Haha....ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alant Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Even the monkeys are against the referendum. But will the monkey be charged like the 8 year old girls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emster23 Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 I foresee difficulties if army personnel need to update list.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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