First Day At Work

[John_Betong]

A guy goes into the Post Office to interview for a job.

The inter-viewer asks him

"Are you a veteran?"

The guy says

"Why yes, in fact I served two tours in Vietnam."

"Good," says the interviewer,

"That counts in your favor. Do you have any service related disabilities?"

The guy says,

"In fact I am 100% disabled: during a battle, an explosion removed my private parts so they declared me disabled, though it doesn't affect my ability to work."

"Sorry to hear about the damage but I have some good news for you. I can hire you right now! Our working hours are 8:00 to 4:00. Come on in about 10:00 and we'll get you started."

The guy says

"If working hours are from 8:00 to 4:00, why do you want me to come at 10:00?"

"Well, here at the post office we don't do anything but sit around and scratch our balls for the first two hours. Don't need you here for that!"

[Little Black Duck]

A guy goes into the Post Office to interview for a job.

The inter-viewer asks him

"Are you a veteran?"

The guy says

"Why yes, in fact I served two tours in Vietnam."

"Good," says the interviewer,

"That counts in your favor. Do you have any service related disabilities?"

The guy says,

"In fact I am 100% disabled: during a battle, an explosion removed my private parts so they declared me disabled, though it doesn't affect my ability to work."

"Sorry to hear about the damage but I have some good news for you. I can hire you right now! Our working hours are 8:00 to 4:00. Come on in about 10:00 and we'll get you started."

The guy says

"If working hours are from 8:00 to 4:00, why do you want me to come at 10:00?"

"Well, here at the post office we don't do anything but sit around and scratch our balls for the first two hours. Don't need you here for that!"

Could be a good job for "The Donz" maybee ???