An Oz In Phuket

[Little Black Duck]

An Aussie just arrived back in Phuket,goes to a Patong Bar

with his pet Crocadile places it on the bar..

G'Day Mates, hows this sound.

I'll put my Member in the croc's mouth, he'll

shut it for a full minute and when he opens his mouth, I'll

remove my member unscratched..

In return for being whitness to this specticle each of you will buy me a beer!

They agreed, he drops his dacks flops the member into the

Crocs mouth as the stong jaws close the crowd gasped..

After a full minute he grabs a bottle of beer beats the

croc over the head with the bottle and he opens his mouth!

He removes the Member is uncratched as promised..

The crowd all cheer and the free beers flowed..

The Aussie hushed the crowd and said I'll give anyone B1,000 who's willing to

try it..

The bar went quiet,but a Bar Girl sitting on a Farang's lap spoke out.

I'll try,but you no hit me on the head with a Beer Bottle..

[Naam]

The bar went quiet,but a Bar Girl sitting on a Farang's lap spoke out.

I'll try,but you no hit me on the head with a Beer Bottle..

[guardian]

[Pink Mist]