returnofthailand Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 seriously what is the best dress to impress women? Fireman uniform, Zimbabwe military,...? or just wear a tanga and a wig through walking street? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anotheruser Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 flip flops and wifebeaters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gk10002000 Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Don't forget the gold chain necklace with a medallion the size of a manhole cover. But seriously, hairy farang armpits probably are not at the top of the list. A shirt with a collar, some footwear other than the 100 baht looking flip flops. Hobbit feet probably don't make the top ten either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anotheruser Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onemorechang Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 this may work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onemorechang Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 This is the get up , 100% score every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slipperylobster Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 (edited) No need to impress, just tip and undress. Edited September 9, 2016 by slipperylobster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merylhighground Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 I'd dress like the the OP does in an 'open wallet' stance as he parades down Walking St. like a 'real 'expat' with his 'wife and her 'brothers' holding his pension book out in front of him as his 'family' skim in daily...though he'll point out various 'FaLang' in his ridiculous attempt to be 'Thai' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i claudius Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 I dont need to dress to impress ,with my body , godlike looks and air of sophisticated grace , the women just swoon at my feet . but the wife wont let me out by myself , she says i just get lost .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rajab Al Zarahni Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 The clothes probably won't impress but loosing excess weight and taking a shower before you go out will elevate you above the ranks of the also rans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JHolmesJr Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Everyone has their own style….just lose all facial hair…unless you've got soft gay, boy-band stubble. Pro tip: smell good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaibeachlovers Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 However you dress have a very large bulge in your wallet pocket. Sure to impress every time. It might also help to pad out the existing notes with pieces of paper cut to size . Seriously, when I saw the title I thought someone was taking the piss. This is Pattaya, not Monte Carlo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbi1 Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 21 minutes ago, thaibeachlovers said: However you dress have a very large bulge in your wallet pocket. Sure to impress every time. It might also help to pad out the existing notes with pieces of paper cut to size . Seriously, when I saw the title I thought someone was taking the piss. This is Pattaya, not Monte Carlo. Pattaya is the Monte Carlo of Thailand lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbi1 Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 On 10/09/2016 at 2:50 AM, gk10002000 said: Don't forget the gold chain necklace with a medallion the size of a manhole cover. But seriously, hairy farang armpits probably are not at the top of the list. A shirt with a collar, some footwear other than the 100 baht looking flip flops. Hobbit feet probably don't make the top ten either. Actually, the Africans her who dress like they're Pimpin' it up pretending to be African American with all their gold & bling bling seem to do well with the Thai chicks of the night. So do the Arabs Pimpin' it up with a similar style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The manic Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Hi so girls will never be impressed by a Farang but bar girls simply do not care at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The manic Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 On 9/11/2016 at 11:09 AM, bbi1 said: Actually, the Africans her who dress like they're Pimpin' it up pretending to be African American with all their gold & bling bling seem to do well with the Thai chicks of the night. So do the Arabs Pimpin' it up with a similar style. I do well with Thai bar girls - we all do! That's why we are here. You just have to pay them whatever your age - colour or body weight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deli Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Wrap yourself in 100 Dollar bills and the job is done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elgenon Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 The warning about facial hair is so last century. The girls have become more international. I've never had a problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elgenon Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 The girls are doing more silicone. Yuck! if you want to, add silicone to your wallet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adeeos Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Show up naked, bring $$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamRich Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 On 9/10/2016 at 2:19 AM, JHolmesJr said: Everyone has their own style….just lose all facial hair…unless you've got soft gay, boy-band stubble. Pro tip: smell good. Oyster sauce good or durian good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klauskunkel Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 don't dress to impress. dress to arouse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overherebc Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 A perfect example designed for home, beach or bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy Joe Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Not complicated. You observe how the Americans are dressed and you do exactly the opposite ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedsada3 Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Quote how to dress to impress Thai ladies in Pattaya ? Are there Thai ladies in Pattaya?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlQaholic Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Like this....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
realenglish1 Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Girls in Pattaya OMG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Pattaya Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 On 10/09/2016 at 3:50 AM, gk10002000 said: Don't forget the gold chain necklace with a medallion the size of a manhole cover. But seriously, hairy farang armpits probably are not at the top of the list. A shirt with a collar, some footwear other than the 100 baht looking flip flops. Hobbit feet probably don't make the top ten either. Don't forget to wear a wallet fatter than buffalo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Pattaya Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Well they dress as girls! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overherebc Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 5 minutes ago, Peter Pattaya said: Don't forget to wear a wallet fatter than buffalo! I do know one guy who has a wallet that is stuffed with twenty baht notes and a couple of 500 baht notes at each end of the twenties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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