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The wait is finally over - please welcome Thailand's "Smart Police"


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35 minutes ago, denkiblue555 said:

 

Oxymoron? 

 

mis·no·mer
misˈnōmər/
noun
 
  1. a wrong or inaccurate name or designation.
    "“king crab” is a misnomer—these creatures are not crustaceans at all"
    synonyms: inaccurate name/label/designation, wrong name/label/designation, inappropriate name/label/designation
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    • a wrong or inaccurate use of a name or term.
      "to call this “neighborhood policing” would be a misnomer"
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1 hour ago, denkiblue555 said:

 

Oxymoron? 

 

40 minutes ago, Golden Triangle said:

 

mis·no·mer
misˈnōmər/
noun
 
  1. a wrong or inaccurate name or designation.
    "“king crab” is a misnomer—these creatures are not crustaceans at all"
    synonyms: inaccurate name/label/designation, wrong name/label/designation, inappropriate name/label/designation
    "scientists say “killer whale” is a misnomer for what is one of the gentlest marine creatures known to man"
    • a wrong or inaccurate use of a name or term.
      "to call this “neighborhood policing” would be a misnomer"

 

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8 minutes ago, denkiblue555 said:

 

 

joke
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  1. 1
    a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
    "she was in a mood to tell jokes"
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verb
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    make jokes; talk humorously or flippantly.
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Nope not getting it, I'm afraid you've totally lost me on that :)

 

Posted
11 hours ago, HiSoLowSoNoSo said:

"No comment was made in the tnamcot report about the budget for the Smart Police initiative."

 

 

No comment was made about any costs, contracts, or other related expenses.

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5 hours ago, denkiblue555 said:

I think they are making a cheap imitation of the latest Japanese Police technology... :lol:

 

 

I'm surprised Pattaya bar owners haven't deployed these for non-payers of their bill!

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4 hours ago, JacChang said:

I wonder if they do laundry and some grass cutting in the garden. They certainly would get more calls on 911.

 

In Bang Sue BKK they do garbage collecting on a bicycle....well at least they do something.

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Let's think this out for a minute!

The poles are too long to be carried on a motorcycle.

The best case scenarios are that they are strapped to the roof of a police car or carried about in a designated police "take-down" truck.

One officer and a pole will not suffice.

Two officers will have to be extremely adept at holding their poles, entangling and then somehow subduing the "culprit".

Three to four officers against this "culprit" seems about what it would take.

So what is the advantage of the poles?

Nunchuk training would be far more "smart".

 

I can appreciate the police trying to think "outside of the box"

but this smacks of thinking "inside the bag"

 

Maybe the police will become adept at rodent and reptile management and huge billboards with contact info and snarly looking types will be posted.

 

Great for laughs!

 

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"Honey, I'm of to work now, where is my culprit pole?"

 

"You used it to support the string beans in the garden!"

 

"Hell's bells - I need something to take to the smart office!"

 

"Do we have a used mop handle lying around?"

Posted
21 hours ago, jamesbrock said:

 

It possibly could be, if the riches weren't concentrated in the hands of the elite, or squandered trying desperately to uphold the utterly toxic national culture.

True James , and it wont change in the short term , like 100 years  + :coffee1:.....................................

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Just now, chainarong said:

True James , and it wont change in the short term , like 100 years  + :coffee1:.....................................

 

I'm firmly in the "change is imminent" camp. How imminent, how rapid the change begins, and what form that change takes is open to conjecture.

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i think its basically an expensive couple of million baht project - except to pocket more and skim from the top instead of investing in tasers they sent someone to homepro to buy some blue piping. RESULT 9.99 million for me and 1000 baht for the public...

Posted
1 minute ago, tominbkk said:

How about a taser?  Oh, too smart.

 

Tasers are one of those new-fangled fads and are useless when the battery dies but these shepherds's staffs are "old skul". 

 

No batteries. No having to remember to plug them into the charger each night. 

 

Just hook an arm or leg and pull.

 

brings new meaning to the police expression of "collaring" the bad guy--just hook it around the neck!

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Reminds me of some of the films I saw as a kid, and even Jack Benny etc. on TV.  "Get the hook, get the hook" and the "performer" was pulled off stage. I periodically send some of my retired police friends back in the states the utube's of Thai's finest at work. OMG, the replies I get...lol.

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