HiSoLowSoNoSo Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Do we have to call this new force SBiB ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatOngo Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 2 minutes ago, HiSoLowSoNoSo said: Do we have to call this new force SBiB ? Just call them "The Untouchables" .............nothing can get close to this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesbrock Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 In other news, images have surfaced of final testing the new RTP patrol cars... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dexlowe Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 ^^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavisH Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 2 hours ago, NongKhaiKid said: LoS Smart Police ? I think we need a lie down in a darkened room ! It would make sense....they think the Thai public are mushrooms anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebrown Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 22 minutes ago, jamesbrock said: In other news, images have surfaced of final testing the new RTP patrol cars... Excellent post......best laugh I've had for ages!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rorri Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 (edited) 2 hours ago, craigt3365 said: LOL. I was going to post exactly the same thing. What's going to happen when there is only one policeman around to deal with a yaba crazed guy? Tazer! 5555 I want to see the cops carrying these on their bikes. Edited September 10, 2016 by Rorri Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lupatria Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 This extraordinary brainchild was brought to life by our famous Brothers in Arms Team: "General Waste & General Failure" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
realenglish1 Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Use of their mobile phones to access a police data base OH a great plan for some hacker to come along and steal the data Abuse just waiting to happen a Common cell phone This is a terrible idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NongKhaiKid Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Just now, realenglish1 said: Use of their mobile phones to access a police data base OH a great plan for some hacker to come along and steal the data Abuse just waiting to happen a Common cell phone This is a terrible idea TIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chainarong Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 2 hours ago, HiSoLowSoNoSo said: Officers will also be trained how to use mobile phones to access the National Police database. Uni students are already onto this site , there's Pokemons everywhere in there at the moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chainarong Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 If Bullshit was a penny a pound ,Thailand would be the richest country in the world..................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dru2 Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 The Malays and Indonesians have been using long-handled fork-headed sticks to subdue and pin down 'amok' madmen for literally centuries. I guess the concept has finally made it across Thailand's southern border. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waldroj Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minikev Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 My last post on Thaivisa! I found Thaivisa useful during the red and yellow shirt battles, I found it useful to gain information about the B2, It has gone downhill immensely with posters that have a bitter taste in their mouths about Thailand in general. Not much reason to use it anymore, far better to look for the positive side of living here. Good luck to all you people that enjoy criticizing the place for everything I'm sure it makes you happier up on your pedestals. Feel free to knock me as I won't be reading any replies. Bye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman24 Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 they just can't see it can they, it must be in their make up, police forces around the world are pissing themselves laughing, still as we know "Thai knows best, we not want advice" have a word someone,, anyone ?? nah, forget it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chang_paarp Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 The wait is finally over - please welcome Thailand's "Smart Police" Image: Thai News Agency BANGKOK:-- Commissioner Sanit Mahthavorn proudly unveiled the latest program to bring more expert policing to Thailand - he presented the "Smart Police" project on Friday. Officers will also be trained how to use mobile phones to access the National Police database. These familiar hand held devices will be used to check in the field on warrants for suspects, criminal histories and details to do with motoring offences such as licenses and other information about drivers. No comment was made in the tnamcot report about the budget for the Smart Police initiative. Source: Thai News Agency -- [emoji767] Copyright Thai Visa News 2016-09-10 That will go well given the concept of password security that is so well observed. How long till someone works out how to fix warrants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broeno Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Funnier than comedy capers. And more to come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo2014 Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Now there's an oxymoron if ever there was one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannot Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 3 hours ago, canuckamuck said: They look similar to the dumb police. dont know how u can tell the difference?? neither move Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannot Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 1 hour ago, williamgeorgeallen said: how much does PVC pipe cost? dont think they will need a lot of funding. wonder if smart police mean thailand 5.0. also wonder what level will be democratic. u have to understand the pipe comes in various grades, theyll pick the cheapest probably 5 bar although i think theres less..........one fart and it will break Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiSoLowSoNoSo Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 For accessing their database by mobile phones they will use the following login details: Username: database password: 123456789 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesbrock Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 43 minutes ago, chainarong said: If Bullshit was a penny a pound ,Thailand would be the richest country in the world..................................... It possibly could be, if the riches weren't concentrated in the hands of the elite, or squandered trying desperately to uphold the utterly toxic national culture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krataiboy Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 3 hours ago, ClutchClark said: They resemble a shepherd's staff, don't they? I prefer a taser. They're called crooks, like the villains they are meant to subdue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 2 hours ago, Misterwhisper said: So from now on all those oh so smart police officers are going to carry long PVC poles with loops around with them? How about a halberd and an oil lamp? They'll be getting stone tablets and chisels for making notes next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somtamnication Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 I hope the snake is ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xineohp Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 One sincerely trusts that Commissioner Sanit Mahthavorn will engaged an external organisation to evaluate the success or otherwise of this latest initiative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvs Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Much better to be subdued by Thai police then say for instance by the US police. In the latter case you would probably be dead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermike007 Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 You cannot make this stuff up. This would have been a fitting subject for one of George Carlin's acts, if only that great comedic master were still alive today. This is how you could actually make the police here smarter: The federal government finally mans up, and appropriates the necessary budget to reform, and equip, and train the entire department, from the ground up. This would probably be somewhere in the neighborhood of 2 trillion baht to being with. Yes, you heard that right. About 60 billion dollars would probably be required in the first year. This would go towards raising the salary levels, to the point where a policeman could support his family, without having to resort to the all too familiar M.O. of accepting cash in exchange for a service provided. Salaries would have to be doubled, at a minimum. There are an estimated 230,000 police officers nationwide. That alone, would be an increased expense of 33 billion baht annually, using an average salary of 12,000 per month. And I do not think the 230,000 figure includes the highway patrol. This reform would also require: 1. New vehicles, and motorbikes, up to an international standard. An addition of 1,000 cars and trucks for the national police, so that there would be more presence on the nation's highways, not just AFTER an accident occurs. 2. Proper training of detectives, and forensic experts. This would probably require the use of competent foreign nationals, like Scotland Yard or the FBI, for training, and perhaps sending some of the experts overseas for more effective training. 3. The building of forensic labs, up to international standards, employing tens, or perhaps hundreds of millions of dollars worth of top grade scientific, DNA testing, and other forensic equipment. 4. The training of the police up to a far higher standard. New training institutes would have to be established, to train new recruits to do real police work, and investigations. Guessing would have to be eliminated, as is common practice now. 5. A huge network of foreign trained police dogs would have to come from the newly formed canine institute, where new dogs would be trained, as well as the officers required to handle them on canine duty. 6. Advanced computer systems and analysts would have to be installed and trained, to operate a state of the art central database. 7. The quid pro quo, that allows the police to behave in any manner they like, when it comes to revenue collection, and fortune building would have to be eliminated, in exchange for the above. 8. The current system of total asylum for officers found collecting fortunes would be abolished. The government would begin to pursue crooked policemen, and begin to arrest them, and make sure they were convicted, and send to prison for many years, instead of transferring them at full salary, as is done today. I could go on, and on, all day long. But, this would be a good place to start. And I think my budget estimate is conservative considering the massive work that has to be done. Essentially, the RTP has to be rebuilt from the ground up. Will that ever happen? That is anybody's guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOTIRIOS Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 ....*** am I the only one who has to try up to 10x to get something posted.....??? *** ..as for this story.....Is there anything really new that they are introducing....??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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