Three Legged Pig.

[Robski]

A man is walking past a farmyard when he see's a three legged pig.

Intruiged (probably 'cos he saw a three legged chicken the week before) he goes to find the farmer.

He finds the farmer and says "I've just seen a three legged pig"

"Arrr that be right" says the farmer "bravest pig I've ever had"

"What do you mean?" asks the man

"We where all asleep one night when the farmhouse caught fire, that little pig broke down the door and dragged me out to saftey, then he went back in through the flames and dragged my wife out to safety, then he went in one more time through the flames to drag my son out to safety, if it wasn't for him I feel we would have all perished that night"

"so why has he only got three legs?" asks the man.

"well" says the farmer "when a pig's that brave you don't eat him all at once."

[Pink Mist]

A man is walking past a farmyard when he see's a three legged pig.

Intruiged (probably 'cos he saw a three legged chicken the week before) he goes to find the farmer.

He finds the farmer and says "I've just seen a three legged pig"

"Arrr that be right" says the farmer "bravest pig I've ever had"

"What do you mean?" asks the man

"We where all asleep one night when the farmhouse caught fire, that little pig broke down the door and dragged me out to saftey, then he went back in through the flames and dragged my wife out to safety, then he went in one more time through the flames to drag my son out to safety, if it wasn't for him I feel we would have all perished that night"

"so why has he only got three legs?" asks the man.

"well" says the farmer "when a pig's that brave you don't eat him all at once."

sounds like a tasmanian joke

[Little Black Duck]

A man is walking past a farmyard when he see's a three legged pig.

Intruiged (probably 'cos he saw a three legged chicken the week before) he goes to find the farmer.

He finds the farmer and says "I've just seen a three legged pig"

"Arrr that be right" says the farmer "bravest pig I've ever had"

"What do you mean?" asks the man

"We where all asleep one night when the farmhouse caught fire, that little pig broke down the door and dragged me out to saftey, then he went back in through the flames and dragged my wife out to safety, then he went in one more time through the flames to drag my son out to safety, if it wasn't for him I feel we would have all perished that night"

"so why has he only got three legs?" asks the man.

"well" says the farmer "when a pig's that brave you don't eat him all at once."

sounds like a tasmanian joke

Wot You still awake Mum..

[Pink Mist]

A man is walking past a farmyard when he see's a three legged pig.

Intruiged (probably 'cos he saw a three legged chicken the week before) he goes to find the farmer.

He finds the farmer and says "I've just seen a three legged pig"

"Arrr that be right" says the farmer "bravest pig I've ever had"

"What do you mean?" asks the man

"We where all asleep one night when the farmhouse caught fire, that little pig broke down the door and dragged me out to saftey, then he went back in through the flames and dragged my wife out to safety, then he went in one more time through the flames to drag my son out to safety, if it wasn't for him I feel we would have all perished that night"

"so why has he only got three legs?" asks the man.

"well" says the farmer "when a pig's that brave you don't eat him all at once."

sounds like a tasmanian joke

Wot You still awake Mum..

yes of course, lover

[Little Black Duck]

A man is walking past a farmyard when he see's a three legged pig.

Intruiged (probably 'cos he saw a three legged chicken the week before) he goes to find the farmer.

He finds the farmer and says "I've just seen a three legged pig"

"Arrr that be right" says the farmer "bravest pig I've ever had"

"What do you mean?" asks the man

"We where all asleep one night when the farmhouse caught fire, that little pig broke down the door and dragged me out to saftey, then he went back in through the flames and dragged my wife out to safety, then he went in one more time through the flames to drag my son out to safety, if it wasn't for him I feel we would have all perished that night"

"so why has he only got three legs?" asks the man.

"well" says the farmer "when a pig's that brave you don't eat him all at once."

sounds like a tasmanian joke

Wot You still awake Mum..

yes of course, lover

You Sweet talker you,, Oz Man..