Being Australian

[Little Black Duck]

Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for A Belgian beer,

then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way,

to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

Oh and...... Only in Australia ... can a pizza get to your house Faster

than an ambulance.Only in Australia ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all

the Way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy People

can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Australia ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large Fries and a

DIET coke.

Only in Australia ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the Pens

to the counters.

Only in Australian ... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars on

the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in Australia ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and

then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't

want to talk to in the first place.

Only in Australia ... are there disabled parking places in front of a

skating rink.

NOT TO MENTION...

3 Aussies die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

142 Aussies were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new

shirts.

58 Aussies are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of

screwdrivers.

31 Aussies have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while

the fairy lights were plugged in.

8 Aussies had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit

cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 Aussies were admitted to Emergency in the last two years

after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

And finally.........

In 2000 eight Aussies cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the

toilet.

[guardian]

3 Aussies die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

Facts or just joke? During my teens, many a countless times have I tested a 9v battery on my tongue. And, I'm not posting from either Heaven or hel_l

[Nignoy]

Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for A Belgian beer,

then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way,

to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

Oh and...... Only in Australia ... can a pizza get to your house Faster

than an ambulance.Only in Australia ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all

the Way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy People

can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Australia ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large Fries and a

DIET coke.

Only in Australia ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the Pens

to the counters.

Only in Australian ... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars on

the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in Australia ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and

then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't

want to talk to in the first place.

Only in Australia ... are there disabled parking places in front of a

skating rink.

NOT TO MENTION...

3 Aussies die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

142 Aussies were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new

shirts.

58 Aussies are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of

screwdrivers.

31 Aussies have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while

the fairy lights were plugged in.

8 Aussies had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit

cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 Aussies were admitted to Emergency in the last two years

after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

And finally.........

In 2000 eight Aussies cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the

toilet.

You forgot to mention that Australia is the only country where they have to study to take a Blood Test Nignoy

[Little Black Duck]

Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for A Belgian beer,

then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way,

to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

Oh and...... Only in Australia ... can a pizza get to your house Faster

than an ambulance.Only in Australia ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all

the Way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy People

can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Australia ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large Fries and a

DIET coke.

Only in Australia ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the Pens

to the counters.

Only in Australian ... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars on

the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in Australia ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and

then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't

want to talk to in the first place.

Only in Australia ... are there disabled parking places in front of a

skating rink.

NOT TO MENTION...

3 Aussies die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

142 Aussies were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new

shirts.

58 Aussies are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of

screwdrivers.

31 Aussies have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while

the fairy lights were plugged in.

8 Aussies had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit

cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 Aussies were admitted to Emergency in the last two years

after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

And finally.........

In 2000 eight Aussies cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the

toilet.

You forgot to mention that Australia is the only country where they have to study to take a Blood Test Nignoy

I've been told the only reason we wear Flip Flop is cause we cant tie shoe laces..

[Pink Mist]

Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for A Belgian beer,

then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way,

to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

Oh and...... Only in Australia ... can a pizza get to your house Faster

than an ambulance.Only in Australia ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all

the Way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy People

can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Australia ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large Fries and a

DIET coke.

Only in Australia ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the Pens

to the counters.

Only in Australian ... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars on

the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in Australia ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and

then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't

want to talk to in the first place.

Only in Australia ... are there disabled parking places in front of a

skating rink.

NOT TO MENTION...

3 Aussies die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

142 Aussies were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new

shirts.

58 Aussies are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of

screwdrivers.

31 Aussies have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while

the fairy lights were plugged in.

8 Aussies had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit

cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 Aussies were admitted to Emergency in the last two years

after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

And finally.........

In 2000 eight Aussies cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the

toilet.

You forgot to mention that Australia is the only country where they have to study to take a Blood Test Nignoy

I've been told the only reason we wear Flip Flop is cause we cant tie shoe laces..

we call em thongs ducky, you seem to be another soapdodger trying to emulate an Oz, thats understandable.

poor old nig taking pot shots when he can, reminds me of a poor mans donz

[Little Black Duck]

Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for A Belgian beer,

then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way,

to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

Oh and...... Only in Australia ... can a pizza get to your house Faster

than an ambulance.Only in Australia ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all

the Way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy People

can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Australia ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large Fries and a

DIET coke.

Only in Australia ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the Pens

to the counters.

Only in Australian ... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars on

the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in Australia ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and

then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't

want to talk to in the first place.

Only in Australia ... are there disabled parking places in front of a

skating rink.

NOT TO MENTION...

3 Aussies die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

142 Aussies were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new

shirts.

58 Aussies are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of

screwdrivers.

31 Aussies have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while

the fairy lights were plugged in.

8 Aussies had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit

cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 Aussies were admitted to Emergency in the last two years

after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

And finally.........

In 2000 eight Aussies cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the

toilet.

You forgot to mention that Australia is the only country where they have to study to take a Blood Test Nignoy

I've been told the only reason we wear Flip Flop is cause we cant tie shoe laces..

we call em thongs ducky, you seem to be another soapdodger trying to emulate an Oz, thats understandable.

poor old nig taking pot shots when he can, reminds me of a poor mans donz

Oh My Goodness..Me and the Infamous Donz in the same paragraph...Thank You Thank You Thank You Mr Bronco..

[suegha]

Praise indeed! (is it???)