The Medical Profession

[DennisJ]

A medical doctor who was very wealthy and had an extremely beautiful wife had an extraordinary passion for playing golf. So every spare minute of his was spent on the golf course. His wife therefore became very lonely and finally she asked him to teach her to play, too so that she could accompany him.

He of course agreed because he loved her very much. So the next time he went to play golf he took his wife along and started to teach her how to hit the ball across the fairway.

"Look, dear," he said, "over here there are only lawn and trees, so you can hit the ball in this direction. But look to your left and you will see some houses over there. Don't hit the ball to go in that direction, because it might break somebody's window."

So his wife tried very hard to follow his instructions, but because of her lack of experience, of course the ball flew in the direction of those residences.

The doctor was worried about that and he said to his wife, "We had better go and have a look if there was any damage done." So they left the golf course and walked over to those houses. Sure enough, they saw that a window was shattered in one of the houses, so they went and rang the doorbell.

There was no answer. They tried the doorknob, but it was locked. They rang the doorbell once more, and finally the buzzer sounded and the door could be opened.

They entered and the doctor shouted, "Anybody there?"

"I'm here," a voice replied from somewhere within.

They searched room after room until they finally found one room where a young man, clad only in a pair of pants and nothing else, was sitting on the floor.

The window in that room was broken and there was glass all over the floor. The golf ball had also hit a wine bottle and shattered it. The wine had made a puddle on the floor.

The doctor was mortified. "Look," he said, "I am going to compensate you for the broken window and for the wine, too!"

"Not at all," replied the young man. "I have to explain something to you. Actually, you have done me a huge favour. How huge you cannot imagine! I am a genie and I was caught in that bottle for 1,300 years. You have liberated me and your reward shall be that I will grant you three wishes. Just name them and they shall become true for you. However, after I have granted your three wishes, you will have to grant me one, too. Is that fair enough?"

"All right," replied the doctor. "That is a fair enough deal."

"Name your wishes then," said the genie.

"OK, my first wish is that I will have a passport for every country in the world where there are golf courses, so I can go there anytime I want to."

The genie closes his eyes and snapped his fingers. Then he opened his eyes again and said, "It shall be as you have wished. The consular offices of all those countries are already busy preparing your passports and they shall be delivered in the mail within the next few days. What is your second wish, please?"

"I want to own a beautiful mansion in every one of those countries, so that after I have enjoyed my games of golf, I can go and relax there."

The genie closed his eyes again and snapped his fingers. "Your second wish is also granted. The real estate in every one of those countries has been purchased and building companies are already busy building your mansions. They will be finished within six months and then the title deeds will be sent to you by registered mail from all around the world. Please tell me your third and last wish."

"I want to have a bank account in every one of those countries with a balance of US$ 10,000,000 in each one of them, so that I can live lavishly while I am there."

"It shall be as you wished," replied the genie after closing his eyes and snapping his fingers. "The bank accounts have been opened, the US$ 10,000,000 have been deposited into each one of them and your gold credit cards are being issued and will be sent to you by registered mail within the next few days."

Needless to say, the doctor was extremely grateful to the genie and thanked him profusely. "Now please tell me what your one wish is, and I will, of course, grant it, too!"

"All right," replied the genie. "I want to have sex with your beautiful wife for the next two hours. That is all I want and then our deal is completed."

When the doctor heard that, he was quite shocked, being a jealous type of man. But he couldn't let this once-in-a-lifetime chance go, so he huddled with his wife and they finally agreed to grant the genie's wish.

The genie and the beautiful woman went upstairs and soon the doctor plainly heard the sounds of their lovemaking reaching him as he sat waiting downstairs and the minutes trickled by. He felt terrible, but what could he do?

Meanwhile upstairs the genie and his wife were enjoying each other's bodies.

When the two hours were finally coming to a close, the genie asked the woman, "Tell me again, what is it your husband does professionally?"

"He is a medical doctor and he is quite skillful, too," replied the wife.

"That is very strange," said the young man. "Then how come he still believes in genies?"

[Pink Mist]

enterprising young man