A Mother Knows These Things

[Little Black Duck]

young man called Paul invited his mother for dinner, during the course

of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome Paul's

flatmate, Simon was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the

two, and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening,

while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more

between Paul and his flatmate than met the eye.

Reading his mums thoughts, Paul volunteered, "I know what you must be

thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I are just flatmates".

About a week later, Simon came to Paul saying, "Ever since your mother

came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose

she took it do you?" "Well I doubt it, but I'll email her just to be sure"

said Paul. So he sat down and wrote:

DEAR MOTHER,

I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE, I'M NOT

SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT

IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.

LOVE PAUL

Several days later, Paul received an email from his mother which read:

DEAR SON,

I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT

YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF HE WAS SLEEPING

IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW.

LOVE MUM

[guardian]

Dear LDB, do you ever read your jokes before posting? This is the 2nd time you are posting this already recycled joke.

[Little Black Duck]

Dear LDB, do you ever read your jokes before posting? This is the 2nd time you are posting this already recycled joke.

A Thousand Apologies My Snake Charming Friend..

As Always you are 1,000% correct,

so I slapped myself on the wrist..