Another Rib Tickler

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Two Irishmen were walking down a London high Street, when Paddy stops and says to Murphy " Pinch me if i am wrong but does that shop sign say what I think it says" Murphy stops for a moment then reads out loud "Gents two piece suits GBP 1.50 and mens shirts 50p"

My god says Paddy,go and get the truck we can make a killing in Dublin. So as Murphy goes to get the truck,Paddy enters the shop and says, "I will have 100 mens suits and 500 mens shirts.Do you take cheques?"

The shop keeper looks at Paddy and says "are you Irish" to which Paddy replied "yes how did you know?'

we are a dry cleaners was the reply !!!!