I know such a thing does not exist but there must be something that tastes decent and is not hugely calorific?

I've tried Russian Standard Vodka + Soda Water for the last few days.. but it tastes boring and of nothing...

 

Spirits are better than beer i think.. you need to get down a lot of beer to get drunk whereas a glass of vodka and you're done

 

Any good tips suggestions for a good tasty boozy drink that is not full of calories and sugar?

When I have a drink it's usually a good rum (prefer dark) mixed with coke zero (no sugar) with a splash of grenadine & maybe a light squirt  of lemon.....

 

If people over I might mix some batches of Mai Tai's up but the fruit juices don't always settle well with me....Don't like beer....

You are on the right track. Vodka and soda with a small dash of something to give it some taste. Lemon juice, diet ginger beer.....

Vodka and fresh orange juice, high vit C with a kick.

 

Dont drink personally but have heard others recommend this.

"healthy" alcoholic drink

 

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..........Just thought I might throw in a few more Oxymoron's to go along with your OP........

 

7 hours ago, CharlieH said:

Vodka and fresh orange juice, high vit C with a kick.

 

Dont drink personally but have heard others recommend this.

 

I second this if you can find Stolychnaya!