explain a french letter

[opalred]

i had my 18yr grandson and his mates  visit here 

i left them after a few drinks as they wanted to see night life

on leaving  i said you guys get a french letter 

there reply   whats that?

i said better ask at french embassy if you dont know

the young people are still are not learning anything about life

[manarak]

you are just too old fashioned.

 

"capote anglaise" is the usual word (= english hood)

 

;-)

 

 

[Kwasaki]

If you had said condom they probably would know what your on about but most of the girl for the wham bang carry condoms anyhow,  you should of been telling them the ones that don't beware.

[Scott]

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[robertthebruce]

Is it not a Letter from a French Person....????

[Hutch68]

But why was it named a french letter surely a spunk balloon would have been better and easier to understand for the younger chaps. I used to think it was fingering someone up the ass.

[chickenslegs]

In the 1970's UK the term French Letter was already out of date - we used to call them a "rubber" or a "Durex".

I bought a 3-pack in 1971 (I was 15) and still had it in my wallet, unopened, in 1975.

[transam]

10 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

In the 1970's UK the term French Letter was already out of date - we used to call them a "rubber" or a "Durex".

I bought a 3-pack in 1971 (I was 15) and still had it in my wallet, unopened, in 1975.

Naaaaaah, it was a "Johnny".............

[champers]

Jack (or Jacques) sack.

[opalred]

do you have to have a french letter to have a french kiss

[Hutch68]

31 minutes ago, opalred said:

do you have to have a french letter to have a french kiss

Only if your spanish.

[berybert]

Jonny Cash, change for the dunky machine.

[sipi]

A french letter is a letter from a French person.

A condom is an apartment. 

A rubber is used to erase pencil mistakes.

A balloon is blown up at partys.

A cock-sock keeps your chickens warm during the Winter.

[opalred]

i remember when young was in NZ took a largish native  girl home 

she gave me a french kiss  same time a bear hug 

i was chocking and couldn't move

i think she should have had a french letter as i felt her tongue coming out of my  ass

[Thongkorn]

You should have just said it's the exact opposite of what's written on the side of ice cream vans . Buy me and stop one.

[tutsiwarrior]

 

sorry...not french but Memphis...a big hit in 1967...

 

 

[Naam]

On 3/23/2017 at 2:32 AM, chickenslegs said:

In the 1970's UK the term French Letter was already out of date - we used to call them a "rubber" or a "Durex".

I bought a 3-pack in 1971 (I was 15) and still had it in my wallet, unopened, in 1975.

i was 15 too and carried it proudly in my wallet. till my mother found it!

[vogie]

A friend once told me that he had been invited to go to Paris, well he said "somebody has put a french letter into my letterbox and it had come in it.