Hybernating Bears?

[swissie]

Even old TVF warriors are not opening new threads as they used to. Hybernating Bears?
Modern marketing techniques may remedy this sad state of affairs: Wealthy TVF members will have to establish a fund, with the purpose, to make posting here financially rewarding. For example:

-  10 new threads will entitle the poster to a free "Happy-Meal" at McDonalds.
- 100 new threads will entitle the poster to join a Farang Tourist Policeman during his night shift for free.
-1000 new threads will entitle the poster to book a free guided tour to visit local temples (between 01:00 to 05:00 AM.)    The tour guide being his favourite bar lady.
- The same amount of new threads will entitle a Farang Lady contributoress to run off with a native male Bongo Player for 3 days, expenses paid.

Clearly, an enticement program. Feel free to add more options.

I realise, that over the years, every possible aspect of Farang-Life in Thailand must have been addressed here in the meantime. Maybe there is nothing left to say. Like a couple, having been married for 86 1/2 years.
If that should be the case, no enticement program will get the Bears out of hybernation.
Cheers.

[sipi]

Innocent threads turn nasty.

You can have my big mac.

[swissie]

23 hours ago, sipi said:

Innocent threads turn nasty.

You can have my big mac.

Thanks Sipi. I knew this would not fly like this. It would have to be "beefed-up". Like:

- 100 new threads would eintitle for a "Elite-Visa", good for 238 years. For free, of course.
If that would not get the Bears out of hybernation, nothing will.
Cheers.

[sipi]

45 minutes ago, swissie said:

Thanks Sipi. I knew this would not fly like this. It would have to be "beefed-up". Like:

- 100 new threads would eintitle for a "Elite-Visa", good for 238 years. For free, of course.
If that would not get the Bears out of hybernation, nothing will.
Cheers.

Good lawd young man. That will attract every troll and his dog.

They should start charging members to post.

[buddhalady]

'The same amount of new threads will entitle a Farang Lady contributoress to run off with a native male Bongo Player for 3 days, expenses paid.'

 

Put me down for this one -- I'll start writing right now!

 

ps, - I'm not a troll and my dogs think it's a great idea!

 

 

[swissie]

9 hours ago, buddhalady said:

'The same amount of new threads will entitle a Farang Lady contributoress to run off with a native male Bongo Player for 3 days, expenses paid.'

 

Put me down for this one -- I'll start writing right now!

 

ps, - I'm not a troll and my dogs think it's a great idea!

 

 

These days, flexibility is everything. Under certain circumstances, the 100 new thread requirement can be waived.

I am not a Thai Native, but still a world famous Bongo Player. On top of that, I am filthy rich, have a body like Arnold Schwarzenegger and my 17 testosterone shots per week can make me soar like an eagle.

Would you like to run off with me for 3 days?

Oh no! I just remembered, that I won't be back to Thailand 'til next January. Rats!
Cheers.