It is really a sad thing the OP has not met a guy named Bob,bit of an alcoholic
and more then a bit annoying but he used to wear a Rolex around Bangkok and
imagine if the two of you would hit the town together!
It would probably be front page news.
On a more serious note if you really want to offend/impress people you should order
the latest Trump graft,a real Trump watch! No name, no real pictures of it yet and no guarantee it will ever be shipped to you but at a mere cost of around 100 000 dollars you can support him paying his lawyers and the M.M.M.