Are yiu not able tell leftists by looking? I usually can. certainly after a few sentences.
Hey, why don’t you guys get special rings with an image of Obama. Different birthstones for the eyes to denote your gender (at least 144 combinations), different base metals to identify your race, and letter codes to proudly display your educational achievements.
Just a quick glance at the their ring, and you can instantly judge everyone you meet.
Hey, I have some great ideas for a secret left-handshake to show off the ring as well, and an exclusive designer hand sanitizer to use in the event you accidentally shake hands with someone of a lower status than you, or heaven forbid, touch a ringless hand.