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Worst Joke Ever 2026
- Worst Joke Ever 2026
"Lord, I have a problem." "What's the problem, Eve?" "I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious snake, but I'm just not happy." "And why is that, Eve?" "Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples." "Well Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "Man? What is that Lord?" "A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy all your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly." "Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch, Lord?" "Well ... you can have him on one condition." "And what's that, Lord? " "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring ... so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret ... you know, woman to woman."- Gunshot-Like Sounds Reported at Bangkok’s Shopping Mall
- I'm SOON Moving to Japan Countryside to Find My GENIUS-GF!
Sorry, but someone had to ...- I'm SOON Moving to Japan Countryside to Find My GENIUS-GF!
Please, for all our sakes, define "SOON"- Worst Joke Ever 2026
- Heavy rain warning: Thailand braces for flash floods as 44 provinces drenched, eastern region bears brunt
Definitely a baptism of fire there. Last year was decidedly damp too.- Heavy rain warning: Thailand braces for flash floods as 44 provinces drenched, eastern region bears brunt
Is this post on auto-repeat?? It's the wet-season, expect rain and the usual flooding.- led spotlight getting hot
60C isn't really excessive provided it doesn't get much hotter. I've not actually measured any of ours.- led spotlight getting hot
LEDs will certainly get warm (and you shouldn't cover them with insulation) but "extremely hot" sounds worrying. If it's too hot to touch I'd take it back from whence it came.- Plodprasop Warns of Recurrent Floods Due to Failed Management Strategies
Nah, he's moved on, they're "water pushing machines" now ????- October 14 eclipse to cost US states up to 17% of daily solar generation
Solcast, a DNV company, reports that North and South America are set to experience an annular eclipse on October 14, which means that some regions could lose a significant portion of their daily solar energy production. https://www.pv-magazine.com/2023/09/29/october-14-eclipse-to-cost-us-states-up-to-17-of-daily-solar-generation/- Growatt SPF5000ES Offgrid 9kw DIY Solar Project
Google "DIY solar forum" or link from one of Will Prowse's videos, loads of JK BMS setup info.- Upskirt offender’s capture unfolds in Bangkok, skirt-chasing days over for Thai pervert
Hmmm, and you know this how??? Not French are you??- Worst Joke Ever 2026
- Worst Joke Ever 2026
- Worst Joke Ever 2026
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