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The first year they rolled up in the Beemer the whole village wanted to know why I'd been arrested!! At least some were disappointed that I hadn't been taken away

Yeah, we find Pathum friendly and reasonably quick too, the boys who do the home visit won't even accept a cuppa. They did take away a stack of fruit and some "veggie" that grows up our wall mind.

Task A - Is to identify exactly what is doing the eating, treatment is different between wood-borers and termites.

If you used a registered contractor (and they still exist) and have approved kit then you may be able to get on the export system. It may actually be better to replace your inverter with a hybrid and a suitably sized battery pack to store your daytime production and use it at night.

Assuming termites, they are very difficult to get rid of, the actual nest with the queen is probably underground and the damage is done by the workers collecting food. Once you can see them you are in trouble. The sprays kill the ones you can see, but there are millions that you can't see or get to. I've had success with this stuff https://www.lazada.co.th/products/termi-eco-i4176962274-s16956768777.html? but it's not instant, it needs time for the workers to take it back to the nest. Unfortunately, by the time the nest was eradicated, so was the chicken house.

More likely a loose connection at the meter (fizzing and flickering is a dead giveaway), PEA will have a screwdriver As to why only at night, who really knows, cooler temperatures maybe.

They also require proper sex education and provision of free contraception! No matter how you try you won't stop teens "experimenting", at least teach them and give them the means to prevent any accidents!

Did you forget the "-" there??

and a club!! Bader was a childhood hero (along with Biggles and Raymond Baxter), definitely read "Reach for the Sky" (forget the movies and TV series).

Yup!! After Boston, all Americans are barbarians!

What The Flip is a "two row vehicle" please? 700k for a "conversion", pay a bit more for a new "real" EV!

Yeah, the hardest part is getting past the receptionist (same worldwide). Once in the system you could manage alone.

Take a Thai speaker!

Can you use something like Wise?? Wise doesn't work FROM Thailand but IIRC there are a couple of options that do.

Mike. I have an offshore (Isle of Man) private pension fund that's due to start paying in April 2024. It was funded solely by my (very taxed) income in Thailand, will I have to pay tax on the funds again when it is re-imported (i.e. spent)??

https://www.homesicktexan.com/more-natural-chile-con-queso/ It actually sounds pretty good, I may try it!!!

https://www.lazada.co.th/products/easy-cheese-nabisco-cheddar-226-g-226-make-with-real-cheese-i2561168809-s9114491557.html

On wine? Isn't there a risk of a thermonuclear explosion? I have room to talk, i get the family to bring over mushy peas and decent Brit teabags each year

Even as a Brit from 't-North (Bolton) I never got into Marmite. Bovril, Vimto (a fruit drink and an anagram of vomit) and mushy peas, yes but Marmite

Try Lazada But not many actual food items on the Velveeta search.

It's been banned as a WMD by the Geneva Convention

Why not post it in the already running thread? As it doesn't directly mention Thailand it's off-topic for General.

Bickering posts and the joke that triggered them have been removed. Let's play nicely, shall we?